jù pào: Wèi?
巨炮：喂？
G-Pow: Hello?
Jié lún: Wèi jù pào ō?
杰伦：喂 巨炮喔？
Jay: Hey, G-Pow
Jù pào: Āi āi
巨炮：唉唉
G-Pow: Hey!
jié lún: Āi nǐ yǒu méiyǒu kànguò zhuó bié lín?
杰伦：唉 你有没有看过卓别林？
Jay: Hey, you seen Charlie Chaplin before?
Jù pào: Zhuó bié lín ō?
巨炮：卓别林喔？
G-Pow: Charlie Chaplin?
Jié lún: Āi yǒu kànguò ma?
杰伦：唉 有看过吗？
Jay: Yeah. U seen him before?
Jù pào: Nǐ shuō tā de diànyǐng shì bùshì?
巨炮：你说他的电影是不是？
G-Pow: You mean like his movies?
Jié lún: Wǒ shì shuō tā běnrén la
杰伦：我是说他本人啦
Jay: No, I mean.. in person
jù pào: Hāhāhāhāhā hā hěn nán xiào yé hā hā ~
巨炮：哈哈哈哈哈哈很难笑耶哈哈～
G-Pow: LOL.. dude. So not funny
rú…rúguǒ bù xiǎoxīn diédǎo mǎshàng jiù pá qǐlái zhuāng méishì
如…如果不小心跌倒马上就 爬起来装没事
If you slip and fall then just get up, pretend nothing happened
yōumò shì zhè shìshàng zuì hǎo de lǐwù
幽默是这世上 最好的 礼物
A sense of humor is the best gift in the world
bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wángzǐ gōngzhǔ gōngzhǔ
别只想要当那 王子公主 公主
Don’t only think about being prince or princess
bié duì rénjiā lěngmò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù
别对人家冷漠 耍帅装酷 装酷
Don’t be aloof, don’t play it cool, don’t be a poser
ràng yīqiè de zhǔnbèi dōu wánměi yǎnchū
让 一切的 准备都完美 演出
Let the prep be perfect and the show be amazing
ràng suǒyǒu de nǔlì dōu měihǎo luòmù
让 所有的 努力都美好 落幕
Let all your efforts lead to that perfect happy ending
āi yōu wèi a zìdiǎn lǐ méiyǒu shōulù
唉呦喂啊 字典里没有收录
You can’t find Aiyo! ei-ah! In the dictionary
chàdiǎn diédǎo què bù zìjué huì shuō chū
差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出
But almost slip and it still comes out
jī lī gūlū xī lī hūlū
叽哩咕噜 唏哩呼噜
Xi-li-hu-lu Xi-li-hu-lu
yōumò shì zhuānyè de xíngwéi yìshù
幽默是专业的行为艺术
Humor is an art and you gotta be a professional
jiùsuàn shì gēn māo dǎzhāohū
就算是跟猫 打招呼
Even saying “hey” to a cat
huòzhě shì gēn gǒu wèn lù yě yào hěn zhuānzhù
或者是跟狗问路 也要很专注
or asking “where” to a dog. You have to keep your focus
tīng qīngchǔ shénme hūlū
听清楚 什么呼噜
Listen up, that “hulu”
jué bùshì xíngróng dōngfāng yúdùbái de rì chū
绝不是 形容东方鱼肚白的日出
Aint just describing how the dawn looks like white fish belly
hái yǒu ǒu’ěr bànyǎn yī kē shù
还有偶尔 扮演一棵树
Only by being a tree for a day
nǐ cái zhīdào dāng rénlèi yǒu duō měimiào
你才知道 当人类有多美妙
Can we know how great it is being human
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào
我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号
I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large
wǒ shǒu ná guǎizhàng liúzhe húzi dàjiā hǎo
我手拿 拐杖留着胡子大家好
I hold a cane and wear a mustache. Hello everybody!
bié shénme nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuàilè què zhǎo bù dào
别什么 你都想要 快乐却找不到
Don’t be the guy who wants everything and can’t find happiness
yōumò shì cuòzhé zhōng yōuyǎ de lǐmào
幽默是 挫折中 优雅的礼貌
Humor is the grace and the manners when you fall
gēn wǒ yīqǐ Hey
跟我一起Hey
Come on Hey!
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey wánliǎo méi
Hey完了没
Hey are we done yet?
rúguǒ bù xiǎoxīn diédǎo mǎshàng jiù pá qǐlái zhuāng méishì
如果不小心跌倒马上就 爬起来装没事
If you slip and fall then just get up, pretend nothing happened.
yōumò shì zhè shìshàng zuì hǎo de lǐwù
幽默是这世上 最好的 礼物
A sense of humor is the best gift in the world.
bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wángzǐ gōngzhǔ gōngzhǔ
别只想要当那 王子公主 公主
Don’t only think about being prince or princess
bié duì rénjiā lěngmò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù
别对人家冷漠 耍帅装酷 装酷
Don’t be aloof, don’t play it cool, don’t be a poser
ràng yīqiè de zhǔnbèi dōu wánměi yǎnchū
让 一切的 准备都完美 演出
Let the prep be perfect and the show be amazing
ràng suǒyǒu de nǔlì dōu měihǎo luòmù
让 所有的 努力都美好 落幕
Let all your efforts lead to that perfect happy ending
āi yōu wèi a zìdiǎn lǐ méiyǒu shōulù
唉呦喂啊 字典里没有收录
You can’t find Aiyo! ei-ah! in the dictionary
chàdiǎn diédǎo què bù zìjué huì shuō chū
差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出
But almost slip and still comes out
jī lī gūlū xī lī hūlū
叽哩咕噜 唏哩呼噜
Xi-li-hu-lu Xi-li-hu-lu
xǐjù yào bǎifēnzhībǎi de tóurù
喜剧要百分之百的投入
You need 100% commitment to the comedy
bùguǎn yǎn dòngwù huò zhíwù
不管演动物 或植物
No matter if you’re playing animat or plant
nǐ yīdìng dū yào yǎn de ràng rénjiā xiànmù
你一定都要演的 让人家羡慕
You gotta play the part to get everybody admiring
tīng qīngchǔ bùshì húlu
听清楚 不是葫芦
Listen carefully, it’s not calabash
wǒ yīshēn de dǎbàn yě bùshì zài biàn móshù
我一身 的打扮也不是在变魔术
And my whole costume is not a magic trick
biǎoqíng wúgū chuǎnghuò shí wú zhù
表情无辜 闯祸时无助
I look innocent and helpless when in trouble
ràng nǐ kāixīn qíshí yào yī diǎn tóunǎo
让你开心 其实要 一点头脑
But making you laugh actually takes some thought
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào
我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号
I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large
wǒ dòngzuò dòuqù suǒyǒu rén dōu xiào fān diào
我动作 逗趣所有人都笑翻掉
I make actions tickle everybody and make you all laugh
ruò shēnghuó xūyào wéixiào qǐng kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo
若生活 需要微笑 请看着我就好
If you life needs a smile then just look at me
jiāng yālì yīgǔnǎo quánbùshìfàng diào
将压力 一股脑 全部释放掉
Let all your stress and troubles be set free
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào
我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号
I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large
wǒ shǒu ná guǎizhàng liúzhe húzi dàjiā hǎo
我手拿 拐杖留着胡子大家好
I hold a cane and wear a mustache. Hello everybody!
bié shénme nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuàilè què zhǎo bù dào
别什么 你都想要 快乐却找不到
Don’t be the guy who wants everything and can’t find happiness
yōumò shì cuòzhé zhōng yōuyǎ de lǐmào
幽默是 挫折中 优雅的礼貌
Humor is the grace and the manners when you fall
zàilái yībiàn
再来一遍
Once again
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào
我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号
I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large
wǒ dòngzuò dòuqù suǒyǒu rén dōu xiào fān diào
我动作 逗趣所有人 都笑翻掉
I make actions tickle everybody and make you all laugh
ruò shēnghuó xūyào wéixiào qǐng kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo
若生活 需要微笑 请看着我就好
If your life needs a smile then just look at me
jiāng yālì yīgǔnǎo quánbù shìfàng diào
将压力 一股脑 全部释放掉
Let all your stress and troubles be set free
ruò shēnghuó yào wéixiào kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo
若生活 要微笑 看着我就好
If you life needs a smile then just look at me
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