Pinyin Lyrics Yang Shi Hong (楊士弘) – 如何成為一個奧運選手 (Ru He Cheng Wei Yi Ge Ao Yun Xuan Shou) 歌词

 
如何成為一個奧運選手 (Ru He Cheng Wei Yi Ge Ao Yun Xuan Shou) Lyrics – Yang Shi Hong (楊士弘)

Singer: Yang Shi Hong (楊士弘)
Title: 如何成為一個奧運選手 (Ru He Cheng Wei Yi Ge Ao Yun Xuan Shou)

一 二 三 四
Yi’ersansi
紫外線太強
ziwaixian tai qiang
臉皮太薄 無法抵抗
lianpi tai bao wufa dikang
還沒鳴槍 我的妝先花
hai mei ming qiang wo de zhuang xian hua

平衡感不佳
pingheng gan bu jia
過程跑得 歪七扭八
guocheng pao de waiqiniuba
那些柵欄 我才懶得跨
naxie shanlan wo cai lande kua
你肱二頭肌 我蜜大腿
ni gong er tou ji wo mi datui

你在發光 我在發黴
ni zai faguang wo zai famei
Congratulations 恭喜 我就廢
Congratulations gongxi wo jiu fei
讓奧林匹斯的神都擦淚
rang ao lin pi si de shen dou ca lei
在通往天堂的階梯插隊
zai tong wang tiantang de jieti chadui

力與美 未達標者 下跪
li yu mei wei dabiao zhe xia gui
一and二and三and四and
yi and er and san and si and
二and二and三and四and
er and er and san and si and
三and二and三and四and
san and er and san and si and

什麼時候我才能入選
shenme shihou wo caineng ruxuan
五and六and七and八and
wu and liu and qi and ba and
六and六and七and八and
liu and liu and qi and ba and
我 好累
wo hao lei

你的審美到底什麼鬼
ni de shenmei daodi shenme gui
我不下水 除非 泳池裡的溫度再暖一點
wo bu xiashui chufei yongchi li de wen duo zai nuan yidian
成功並非 獎盃 但如果給我一座 人生會更完美
chenggong bingfei jiangbei dan ruguo gei wo yizuo rensheng hui geng wanmei
你肱二頭肌 我蜜大腿
ni gong er tou ji wo mi datui

你在發光 我在發黴
ni zai faguang wo zai famei
Congratulations 恭喜 我就廢
Congratulations gongxi wo jiu fei
讓奧林匹斯的神都擦淚
rang ao lin pi si de shen dou ca lei
在通往天堂的階梯插隊
zai tong wang tiantang de jieti chadui

力與美 未達標者 下跪
li yu mei wei dabiao zhe xia gui
一and二and三and四and
yi and er and san and si and
二and二and三and四and
er and er and san and si and
三and二and三and四and
san and er and san and si and

什麼時候我才能入選
shenme shihou wo caineng ruxuan
五and六and七and八and
wu and liu and qi and ba and
六and六and七and八and
liu and liu and qi and ba and
我 好累
wo hao lei

你的審美到底什麼鬼
ni de shenmei daodi shenme gui
(什麼鬼~什麼鬼~什麼鬼~)
(shenme gui ~shenme gui ~shenme gui ~)
觀眾在叫 評審在鬧 贊助商在笑 笑到你發毛
guanzhong zai jiao pingshen zai nao zanzhu shang zai xiao xiao dao ni famao
(什麼鬼~什麼鬼~什麼鬼~)
(shenme gui ~shenme gui ~shenme gui ~)

學校有教 新聞有報 不想被洗腦 先長腦~~~
xuexiao you jiao xinwen you bao buxiang bei xinao xian zhang nao ~~~
一~二~三~uhhhhhhhh
yi ~er ~san ~uhhhhhhhh
孤琪 翻迪 can’t afford it.
gu qi fan di can’t afford it.
撲馬 菲拉 ‘s not up my alley.
Pu ma fei la’s not up my alley.

Tens across the board’s a dream like,
ka ka da ka ka ka da ouch.
孤琪 翻迪 can’t afford it.
Gu qi fan di can’t afford it.
撲馬 菲拉 ‘s not up my alley.
Pu ma fei la’s not up my alley.

Tens across the board’s a dream like,
ka ka da ka ka ka da ouch.
一and二and三and四and
Yi and er and san and si and
二and二and三and四and
er and er and san and si and

三and二and三and四and
san and er and san and si and
什麼時候我才能入選
shenme shihou wo caineng ruxuan
五and六and七and八and
wu and liu and qi and ba and
六and六and七and八and
liu and liu and qi and ba and

我 好累
wo hao lei
你的審美到底什麼鬼
ni de shenmei daodi shenme gui
一是眼紅點眼藥水
yi shi yanhong dian yan yaoshui
二是保養好理智線
er shi baoyang hao lizhi xian

放在心裡不用學誰
fang zai xinli buyong xue shui
搖旗吶喊宣布「我完美」
yaoqinahan xuanbu `wo wanmei’
三是別輕易被改變
san shi bie qingyi bei gaibian
四是承認自己的美
si shi chengren ziji di mei

就算 沒入選
jiusuan mei ruxuan
他會嫉妒你的DNA
ta hui jidu ni de DNA
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如何成為一個奧運選手 (Ru He Cheng Wei Yi Ge Ao Yun Xuan Shou) – English Translation

one two three four
UV radio is too strong
Face is too thin and unable to resist
Also didn’t shoot my makeup

Well-balance
The process runs to seven tuning eight
Those fences I am too lazy to cross
Your biceps, my honey leg

You are glowing me in a mold
Congratulations congratulations, I will waste
Let the God of Olympus tears
Ladder jacket leading to heaven

Power and the United States are not up to the standard
One and two and three and four and four and
Two and III
3 and two and three and four and four and

When can I be selected?
Five and six and seven And eight and eight And
Six and six and seven and eight and eight And
I’m so tired

What is your aesthetic?
I don’t get water unless the temperature in the pool is warm.
Success is not a trophy, but if you give me a life will be more perfect
Your biceps, my honey leg

You are glowing me in a mold
Congratulations congratulations, I will waste
Let the God of Olympus tears
Ladder jacket leading to heaven

Power and the United States are not up to the standard
One and two and three and four and four and
Two and III
3 and two and three and four and four and

When can I be selected?
Five and six and seven And eight and eight And
Six and six and seven and eight and eight And
I’m so tired

What is your aesthetic?
(What ghost ~ What ghost ~ What ghost ~)
The audience is calling the commentator and laughs in your hair.
(What ghost ~ What ghost ~ What ghost ~)

School teaches news, there is newspaper, don’t want to be brainwood, first long brain ~~~
One ~ two ~ three ~ uhhhhhhhh
Solitary Tumble Can’t Afford IT.
Poems Mafila ‘s Not up my alley.

Tens across the board’s a Dream Like,
Ka Ka Da Ka Ka Ka Da OUCH.
Solitary Tumble Can’t Afford IT.
Poems Mafila ‘s Not up my alley.

Tens across the board’s a Dream Like,
Ka Ka Da Ka Ka Ka Da OUCH.
One and two and three and four and four and
Two and III

3 and two and three and four and four and
When can I be selected?
Five and six and seven And eight and eight And
Six and six and seven and eight and eight And

I’m so tired
What is your aesthetic?
First, eye red point eye drops
Second, maintenance of lywand

Who is put in my heart?
Shaking flag screaming announced “I perfect”
Third, don’t be easily changed.
The fourth is to admit oneself

Even if you have not selected
He will jeal your DNA
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Pinyin Lyrics Yang Shi Hong (楊士弘) – 如何成為一個奧運選手 (Ru He Cheng Wei Yi Ge Ao Yun Xuan Shou) 歌词

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