Pinyin Lyrics Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), 中国BOY, Hua Shao Bei (花少北) – 自夸小队 (Zi Kua Xiao Dui) 歌词
Singer: Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), 中国BOY, Hua Shao Bei (花少北)
Title: 自夸小队 (Zi Kua Xiao Dui)
《自夸小队》
“Zikua xiaodui”
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Join me with the last dance
老番茄：
lao fanqie:
我来自内蒙古的大草原要高考射箭骑马
Wo laizi neimenggu de da caoyuan yao gaokao shejian qima
我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区每局都怒送一塔
wo laizi bi li bi li youxi qu mei ju dou nu song yi ta
我热爱体育 就是每天球场被人隔扣
wo re’ai tiyu jiushi meitian qiuchang bei ren ge kou
我热爱音乐 去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都折寿
wo re’ai yinyue qu ktv chang de ge pengyoumen tingle dou zheshou
别闹 别叫 别笑我脑 子不开窍
bie nao bie jiao bie xiao wo naozi bu kaiqiao
来到校 医院 八个医生轮流给我开药
lai dao xiao yiyuan ba ge yisheng lunliu gei wo kai yao
那报 上我最高荣誉 你们可别犯怵
na bao shang wo zuigao rongyu nimen ke bie fan chu
我是全年全市全面优秀学生干部
wo shi quan nian quanshi quanmian youxiu xuesheng ganbu
的室友 没有错 我的肚里确实没有墨
de shiyou meiyou cuo wo de du li queshi meiyou mo
但边玩边学应付得来 替身还真的没有过
dan bian wan bian xue yingfu de lai tishen hai zhen de meiyouguo
我是社 交鬼才 还没说话小脸开始发热
wo shi shejiao guicai hai mei shuohua xiao lian kaishi fare
说过话的异性朋友竟然高达 8个。。。
shuo guohua de yixing pengyou jingran gaoda 8 ge…
我的脸尖的像钟乳石 纯正的自然风光
Wo de lian jian de xiang zhongrushi chunzheng de ziran fengguang
我从来不敢低头 不然下巴会刺穿胸腔
wo conglai bu gan ditou buran xiaba hui ci chuan xiongqiang
没身高没颜值没头脑悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦
mei shengao mei yan zhi mei tounao beishang de yu lilazhe xiaobang
但除去了那些标签 真诚才是我的包装
dan chuqule naxie biaoqian zhencheng cai shi wo de baozhuang
花少北：
hua shao bei:
天空轰隆一声巨响 庆祝我的华丽登场
Tiankong honglong yisheng ju xiang qingzhu wo de huali dengchang
来打酒吧DJ在放爱的供氧
lai da jiuba DJ zai fang ai de gong yang
破洞裤的 洞越多就代表越时尚
po dong ku de dong yue duo jiu daibiao yue shishang
不能阻挡冷风刺骨或者站在月球上
buneng zudang lengfeng cigu huozhe zhan zai yueqiu shang
冷风中 我知道 对面的 她对我 已心跳
lengfeng zhong wo zhidao duimian de ta dui wo yi xintiao
她却说 眼睛小 穿的少 觉得我 像沙雕
ta queshuo yanjing xiao chuan de shao juede wo xiang shadiao
不甘心只做斗地主中的赌怪
bu ganxin zhi zuo dou dizhu zhong de du guai
嫉妒我的时间还不如去工地搬土块
jidu wo de shijian hai buru qu gongdi ban tu kuai
我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱
wo de jiazhong meiyou beizi gai de dou shi qian
我的存款就像海中的水多又咸
wo de cunkuan jiu xiang haizhong de shui duo you xian
网络恶评在我看来就像是幼儿园
wangluo e ping zai wo kan lai jiu xiang shi you’eryuan
跟我对线是小学生打国家运动员
gen wo dui xian shi xiaoxuesheng da guojia yundongyuan
看知乎的喷子也就涂个乐
kan zhi hu de pen zi ye jiu tu ge le
要论恶心人 都得来找我 虚心报个课
yao lun exin ren dou de lai zhao wo xuxin bao ge ke
天在看 人在做 每天开心不会错
tian zai kan ren zai zuo meitian kaixin bu hui cuo
多上撤所 呵呵
duo shang che suo hehe
茶理理：
cha li li:
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Welcome to the zoo
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the eden
Join me with the last dance
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
中国BOY：
zhongguo BOY:
我是贵阳的猴王 来自黔灵山后巷
Wo shi guiyang de hou wang laizi qian lingshan hou xiang
吃着糯米饭长大 成年后我都不怕
chizhe nuomi fan zhang dacheng nian hou wo du bupa
打了游戏十多年一直都垫底
dale youxi shi duo nian yizhi dou diandi
我就是游戏区最丢人的菜鸡
wo jiushi youxi qu zui diuren de cai ji
生活游戏科技美妆哪里都能发光
shenghuo youxi keji mei zhuang nali dou neng faguang
观众看着我的视频下饭 边吃边说真香
guanzhong kanzhe wo de shipin xiafan bian chi bian shuo zhenxiang
做视频速度快的就像喝汤
zuo shipin sudu kuai de jiu xiang he tang
不要叫我小猩猩 叫我mr kingkong
buyao jiao wo xiao xingxing jiao wo mr kingkong
相机 麦克 开机 拍摄
xiangji maike kaiji paishe
来的路上三个vlog我都不嫌多
lai de lushang san ge vlog wo du bu xian duo
吃播 开箱 化妆 直播
chi bo kai xiang huazhuang zhibo
回家路上这些内容我都不错过
hui jia lushang zhexie neirong wo du bu cuoguo
猩猩哥 有点沉 憨憨长相没灵魂
xingxing ge youdian chen han han zhangxiang mei linghun
单眼皮 厚嘴唇 长得像个元谋人
danyanpi hou zuichun zhang de xiang ge yuanmou ren
如果要 惹我那就敞开大门
ruguo yao re wo na jiu changkai damen
不要跳 我家狗会咬烂你的大臀
buyao tiao wojia gou hui yao lan ni de da tun
某幻：
mou huan:
我海里出生手里大虾卖三十八
Wo haili chusheng shou li da xia mai sanshiba
每天八只嘴里吧唧所以我才头大
meitian ba zhi zui li baji suoyi wo cai tou da
每天都晒着日光浴 墨镜都给我晒绿
meitian du shaizhe riguangyu mojing dou gei wo shai lu
皮肤黝黑都是太阳烙下的 荣 誉
pifu youhei dou shi taiyang lao xia de rongyu
我天天红酒洋酒白酒黄酒不离口 青岛啤酒 我的朋友
wo tiantian hongjiu yangjiu baijiu huangjiu buli kou qingdao pijiu wo de pengyou
是朋友见面就得喝一口
shi pengyou jianmian jiu de he yikou
所以我没有朋友 哼
suoyi wo meiyou pengyou heng
朋友们见到我的酒量就会发抖 你喝了吗
pengyoumen jian dao wo de jiuliang jiu hui fadou ni hele ma
（Look）at me please baby honey
仔细 看 我到底是否真的 表 里不一
zixi kan wo daodi shifou zhen de biao li bu yi
人做天看浑身都是 底气 除了我赖床 my baby
ren zuo tian kan hunshen dou shi diqi chule wo lai chuang my baby
只是我身高一米八一头却占了一米七
zhishi wo shengao yi mi bayi tou que zhanle yi mi qi
每天都把自己给夸 贼辣 伟大 like rock
meitian du ba ziji gei kua zei la weida like rock
And i dont give a haha about 害怕 man
And i dont give a haha about haipa man
Drop on my beat grab Happiness
抛弃这水逆 my dear homi
paoqi zhe shui ni my dear homi
We both bless u happy！
茶理理：
Cha li li:
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Welcome to the zoo
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the eden
Join me with the last dance
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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自夸小队 (Zi Kua Xiao Dui) – English Translation
“Boasting Squad”
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Join me with the last dance
Old tomatoes:
I come from the prairie in Inner Mongolia, want to take the college entrance examination, archery and horse riding
I come from the Bilibili game zone and I send a tower in every round
I love sports because the stadium is blocked every day
I love music. I went to ktv to sing songs, and my friends have lost their lives.
Don’t make trouble, don’t call, don’t laugh at my mind, don’t know
When I came to the hospital, the eight doctors took turns prescribing medicine for me
Then report my highest honor, so don’t make a mistake
I am an all-round outstanding student cadre in the city throughout the year
‘S roommate, yes, there is no ink in my belly
But I can handle it while playing and learning.
I’m a social ghost
There are as many as 8 friends of the opposite sex who have spoken. . .
My face is as sharp as a stalactite, pure natural scenery
I never dared to lower my head or my chin would pierce my chest
No height, no face, no mind, sad rain pulling Chopin
But after removing those labels, sincerity is my packaging
Hua Shaobei:
There was a loud bang in the sky, celebrating my gorgeous debut
Come to play the bar DJ is giving oxygen to love
The more holes in ripped pants, the more fashionable
Can’t stop the cold wind or stand on the moon
In the cold wind, I know the opposite, her heart beating against me
She said that her eyes are small and she wears less, she feels like a sand sculpture
Not reconciled to just being a gambler in Doudizhu
I’m jealous of my time, it’s better to go to the construction site to move the soil block
Everything in my home without a quilt is money
My savings are like the water in the sea
Internet bad reviews look like a kindergarten
Against me, elementary school students play national athletes
Seeing Zhihu’s spray will make fun
If you want to talk about disgusting people, you have to come to me and report a lesson humbly.
The sky is watching and people are doing it
More ups and downs
Tea management:
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Welcome to the zoo
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the eden
Join me with the last dance
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
China BOY:
I am the Monkey King of Guiyang from the back alley of Qianling Mountain
I grow up eating glutinous rice
Played the game for more than ten years and has been bottom
I am the most embarrassing rookie in the game zone
Life, games, technology and beauty can shine everywhere
The audience watched my video and ate dinner and said it was delicious
Making videos fast is like drinking soup
Don’t call me baby gorilla, call me mr kingkong
Camera microphone turn on shooting
I don’t have too many vlogs on the way here
Eating broadcast unboxing makeup live broadcast
I don’t miss these on the way home
Orangutan brother is a little heavy and has no soul
Single eyelid, thick lips, looks like a Yuanmou person
If you want to mess with me, open the door
Don’t jump, my dog will bite your big butt
Some magic:
I was born in the sea and sold 38 prawns in my hand
I have eight mouths every day so I have a big head
I sunbathe every day, and my sunglasses are green
Dark skin is the glory of the sun
Every day I have red wine, foreign wine, white wine and yellow wine, Tsingtao Beer, my friend
You have to drink if you meet friends
So i have no friends huh
Friends will tremble when I see my drink
(Look) at me please baby honey
Look carefully to see if I am really inconsistent
Everyone looks so confident, except for me lying in bed, my baby
It’s just that I’m 1.8 meters tall but I account for 1.7 meters
I praise myself every day, spicy, great like rock
And i dont give a haha about scared man
Drop on my beat grab Happiness
Abandon this Mercury retrograde my dear homi
We both bless u happy!
Tea management:
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the party
Welcome to the zoo
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the eden
Join me with the last dance
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Find more lyrics at jspinyin.net
Pinyin Lyrics Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), 中国BOY, Hua Shao Bei (花少北) – 自夸小队 (Zi Kua Xiao Dui) 歌词
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