Pinyin Lyrics Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), Yang Qiu Ru (杨秋儒) – 考神 (Kao Shen) 歌词
Singer: Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), Yang Qiu Ru (杨秋儒)
Title: 考神 (Kao Shen)
《考神》
“Kao shen”
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祝各位考生能获得理想的成绩
zhu gewei kaosheng neng huode lixiang de chengji
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一起:
yiqi:
Yoyoyoyo~
黑喂狗 同学们不要随意走动
hei wei gou tongxuemen buyao suiyi zoudong
清理好你的桌子 收拾好你的桌洞
qingli hao ni de zhuozi shoushi hao ni de zhuo dong
枸杞泡进了杯子 清理下我的喉咙
gouqi pao jinle beizi qingli xia wo de houlong
Dont U mess with us , yeah we ready to roll. 【坐下准备学习】
Dont U mess with us, yeah we ready to roll. [Zuo xia zhunbei xuexi]
We are ready to stutututututututudy
不学习 脑子会变得 dummmmmmmy
bu xuexi naozi hui bian de dummmmmmmy
Ohh damn 我只想 答 答 答 答题
Ohh damn wo zhi xiang da da da dati
不要找我参加什么pa pa pa party woooo
buyao zhao wo canjia shi me pa pa pa party woooo
某幻:
mou huan:
Lay down 在考场 闭目养神 感觉到了 天堂
Lay down zai kaochang bi mu yangshen ganjue daole tiantang
睁开眼睛 看 着各位紧张得像是进了 战场
zheng kai yanjing kanzhe gewei jinzhang de xiang shi jinle zhanchang
摩拳擦掌 考试铃还不响
moquancazhang kaoshi ling hai buxiang
我的肾上腺激素 准备好 do the everything I want
wo de shenshangxian jisu zhunbei hao do the everything I want
昨晚梦见 双缝干涉实验 被我轻松破解
zuo wan meng jian shuang feng ganshe shiyan bei wo qingsong pojie
氧化铁 充斥我血液 知识被氧化理解
yanghua tie chongchi wo xieye zhishi bei yanghua lijie
inside my dna is 留取丹心照汗青
inside my dna is liu qu danxin zhao hanqing
我的斜方肌carry的是书包两百斤
wo de xie fang ji carry de shi shubao liang bai jin
番茄:
fanqie:
书包上 挂着欧几里得和牛顿的吊坠
Shubao shang guazhe ou ji li de he niudun de diaozhui
我受伤 不因女孩只因开普勒麦克斯韦
wo shoushang bu yin nuhai zhi yin kai pu le maikesiwei
I pray for my homework
I pray for my grade
露出愁容只因为题没答对
luchu chourong zhi yinwei ti mei dadui
QED 全班第一个写下证毕 获得胜利
QED quan ban di yige xie xia zheng bi huode shengli
只因为你们逛街的时候我沉浸在数学的圣地
zhi yinwei nimen guangjie de shihou wo chenjin zai shuxue de shengdi
我梦里都在和拉普拉斯吃火锅
wo meng li dou zai he la pu la si chi huoguo
他问我我的幸运数字我说 啊是
ta wen wo wo de xingyun shuzi wo shuo a shi
3.1415926535897
Ring 考试铃声响起最后做个深呼吸
Ring kaoshi lingsheng xiangqi zuihou zuo ge shenhuxi
草稿纸全写满上到下 左到右
caogao zhi quan xie man shang dao xia zuo dao you
脑海里只留下数字和 坐标轴
nao haili zhi liu xia shuzi he zuobiao zhou
Showtime！我每道题目能有八种不同解法
Showtime! Wo mei dao timu neng you ba zhong butong jiefa
每种解法能有八种写法 考场上我快如野马
mei zhong jiefa neng you ba zhong xiefa kaochang shang wo kuai ru yema
每年做过的卷子堆起来高比巴黎铁塔
meinian zuoguo de juan zi dui qilai gao bi bali tieta
每年把几百张满分试卷当作礼物送给爹妈
meinian ba ji bai zhang manfen shijuan dang zuo liwu song gei die ma
某幻:
mou huan:
我看着这些数字 在我脑中不停翻腾
Wo kanzhe zhexie shuzi zai wo nao zhong bu ting fanteng
在我看来就像chees 被我吞进胃里折腾
zai wo kan lai jiu xiang chees bei wo tun jin wei li zheteng
什么试题都是我的早餐被我一口一口 yo u know
shenme sh#ti dou shi wo de zaocan bei wo yikou yikou yo u know
That sh#t feels like taco
不要再 朝我这边看
buyao zai chao wo zhe bian kan
我的手速已达八十马力 在你看来是可望不可及的幻影
wo de shou su yi da bashi mali zai ni kan lai shi ke wang buke ji de huanying
不要再 将我继续挑衅
buyao zai jiang wo jixu tiaoxin
只会激怒-我放开拘束加快我的引擎占领全校的TOP
zhi hui jinu-wo fang kai jushu jiakuai wo de yinqing zhanling quanxiao de TOP
我的铅笔就是我的子 弹
wo de qianbi jiushi wo de zidan
笔走蛇龙就是我的style 别忌惮 忌惮会让你心烦意乱 但
bi zou she long jiushi wo de style bie jidan jidan hui rang ni xinfan yi luan dan
我闭眼答题的分数都能甩你十条街
wo bi yan dati de fenshu dou neng shuai ni sh#tiao jie
因为我清楚我比你付出多了数不清的日夜
yinwei wo qingchu wo bi ni fuchu duole shu bu qing de riye
学习的欲望 数不完的奖
xuexi de yuwang shu bu wan de jiang
偶尔上课无聊了还会上讲台替老师讲
ou’er shangke wuliaole hai hui shang jiangtai ti laoshi jiang
听惯了别人叫我学霸但还是气得满脸通红
ting guanle bieren jiao wo xue ba dan haishi qi de man lian tonghong
却不知道我的代号是上学威龙
que buzhidao wo de daihao shi shangxue wei long
番茄:
fanqie:
卫龙 再好吃也比不过满分的滋味
Wei long zai hao chi ye bi buguo manfen de ziwei
熬夜复习只因胜负欲把我全身都支配
aoye fuxi zhi yin sheng fu yu ba wo quanshen dou zhipei
发誓高考考场要把卷子检查个五 遍
fashi gaokao kaochang yao ba juanzi jiancha ge wu bian
从不偏科我是全科的航空母 舰
cong bupian ke wo shi quan ke de hangkongmujian
Eh oh eh oh 大脑快通上电
Eh oh eh oh danao kuai tong shang dian
Eh oh eh oh 埋头不知疲倦
Eh oh eh oh maitou buzhi pijuan
未来的迷茫 别离的惆怅 青春的不知所往 都化作
weilai de mimang bieli de chouchang qingchun de bu zhi suo wang dou hua zuo
汗滴落在纸上荡气回肠地低吼着冲向对未来的畅想
han di luo zai zhi shang dangqihuichang de di houzhe chong xiang dui weilai de changxiang
一起:
yiqi:
我不是考神
Wo bushi kao shen
只是比你花费了更多的汗水
zhishi bi ni huafeile geng duo de hanshui
每一个早晨
mei yi ge zaochen
那些努力不是为别人的赞美
naxie nuli bushi wei bieren de zanmei
我寒窗苦读 是不 想被命运征服
wo hanchuang ku du shi buxiang bei mingyun zhengfu
从不做赌徒 走无 人走过的道路
cong bu zuo du tu zou wu ren zouguo de daolu
我学习知识不想把这世界看得太片面
wo xuexi zhishi bu xiang ba zhe shijie kan de tai pianmian
我不断狂奔是希望从此甩掉人们的偏见
wo buduan kuangben shi xiwang congci shuai diao renmen de pianjian
从不放弃 一直握着笔
cong bu fangqi yizhi wo zhuobi
不丧气 只信我自己
bu sangqi zhi xin wo ziji
拼尽一切在这挥洒青春的年纪
pin jin yiqie zai zhe huisa qingchun de nianji
【一起HOOK】
[yiqi HOOK]
We are ready to stutututututututudy
不学习 脑子会变得 dummmmmmmy
bu xuexi naozi hui bian de dummmmmmmy
Ohh damn 我只想答答答答题
Ohh damn wo zhi xiang da da da da ti
不要找我参加什么papapaparty woooo
buyao zhao wo canjia shi me papapaparty woooo
我终于听到结束铃声响起啦
wo zhongyu ting dao jieshu lingsheng xiangqi la
我终于收好书包离开考场啦
wo zhongyu shou hao shubao likai kaochang la
我终于我终于我终于我终于
wo zhongyu wo zhongyu wo zhongyu wo zhongyu
我终于毕业啦
wo zhongyu biye la
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考神 (Kao Shen) – English Translation
“Testing God”
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I wish all candidates can get ideal results
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together:
Yoyoyoyo~
Black feed the dog, students don’t walk around randomly
Clean up your table clean up your table hole
The wolfberry was soaked in the cup and cleared my throat
Dont U mess with us, yeah we ready to roll. 【Sit down and prepare to learn】
We are ready to stutututututututudy
If you don’t study, your brain will become dummmmmmmy
Ohh damn I just want to answer the answer answer the question
Don’t ask me what to attend pa pa pa party woooo
Some magic:
Lay down in the exam room, closing my eyes and resting, I feel heaven
Open your eyes and see everyone is nervous as if entering the battlefield
Gearing up, the exam bell still doesn’t ring
My adrenal hormones are ready do the everything I want
I dreamt about the double-slit interference experiment last night, I easily cracked it
Iron oxide fills my blood, knowledge is oxidized and understood
inside my dna is
My trapezius carry is two hundred catties
tomato:
There are Euclid and Newton pendants on the bag
I’m hurt, not because of the girl, but because of Kepler Maxwell
I pray for my homework
I pray for my grade
I looked sad because I didn’t answer the question correctly
QED is the first in the class to write the certificate and win
Just because I was immersed in the sacred place of mathematics when you were shopping
I was eating hot pot with Laplace in my dreams
He asked me my lucky number and I said ah yes
3.1415926535897
Ring test bell rings and take a deep breath at the end
Scratch paper is written from top to bottom, left to right
Only the numbers and the coordinate axis are left in my mind
Showtime! I can have eight different solutions to each problem
Each solution can be written in eight ways. I am as fast as a wild horse in the examination room
The rolls made every year are taller than the Eiffel Tower
Give hundreds of full-point test papers as gifts to parents every year
Some magic:
I look at these numbers and keep churn in my head
It seems to me like chees is swallowed into my stomach and tossed
What test questions are my breakfast and I take one bite at a time yo u know
That sh#t feels like taco
Don’t look at me anymore
My hand speed has reached eighty horsepower, in your opinion it is an unattainable phantom
Stop provoking me
It will only irritate-I let go of constraints and speed up my engine to occupy the top of the school
My pencil is my bullet
Penguin snake dragon is my style, don’t be afraid, fear will make you upset but
I can get you ten streets with my score when I close my eyes
Because I know that I paid more than you countless days and nights
Desire to learn countless awards
Occasionally the class will be boring and will go to the podium to speak for the teacher
I’m used to others calling me Xueba, but my face is flushed with anger
But I don’t know my code name is School Weilong
tomato:
Weilong is no better than full marks
Staying up late to review, just because I want to win or lose, dominate my whole body
I vowed to check the paper five times in the college entrance examination room
Never partial to science, I am the aircraft carrier of the general sciences
Eh oh eh oh the brain is quickly powered on
Eh oh eh oh keep your head down
The confusion of the future, the melancholy of parting, and the unconsciousness of youth, all turn into
Sweat dripped on the paper and roared back to my imagination about the future
together:
I am not a testament
Just spent more sweat than you
Every morning
Those efforts are not for others’ praise
I study hard, don’t want to be conquered by fate
Never be a gambler and walk the path no one has ever walked
I don’t want to take the world too one-sidedly
I keep running wildly because I hope to get rid of people’s prejudices
Never give up, keep holding the pen
Not discouraged, just believe in myself
Do everything in this youthful age
[Together HOOK]
We are ready to stutututututututudy
If you don’t study, your brain will become dummmmmmmy
Ohh damn I just want to answer the answer
Don’t ask me to attend what papapaparty woooo
I finally heard the ending bell ringing
I finally packed my bag and left the exam room
I finally i finally i finally i finally
I finally graduated
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Pinyin Lyrics Mou Huan Jun (某幻君), Lao Fan Jia (老番茄), Yang Qiu Ru (杨秋儒) – 考神 (Kao Shen) 歌词
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