Pinyin Lyrics Pi Hai (屁孩) – 幹話 freestyle (Gan Hua Freestyle) 歌词
Singer: Pi Hai (屁孩)
Title: 幹話 freestyle (Gan Hua Freestyle)
從前從前有個男孩叫做Jason
Congqian congqian you ge nanhai jiaozuo Jason
生平無大志但最喜歡健身
shengping wu dazhi dan zui xihuan jianshen
「偶不是8+9 」他這樣堅稱
`ou bushi 8+9’ta zheyang jian cheng
偶像是來自蘆洲的健美先生
ouxiang shi laizi lu zhou de jianmei xiansheng
除了健身以外 他還愛跟妹子同台
chule jianshen yiwai ta hai ai gen mei zi tong tai
沒事 就拍拍妹子放在限時動態
meishi jiu pai pai meizi fang zai xianshi dongtai
打個曖昧的文字偷拍起來
da ge aimei de wenzi toupai qilai
兄弟都識相 問他妹子從哪裡來
xiongdi dou shixiang wen ta meizi cong nali lai
好了人設大概到這 故事接著繼續
haole ren she dagai dao zhe gushi jiezhe jixu
某天朋友打來跟他說夜店有局
mou tian pengyou da lai gen ta shuo yedian you ju
剛好Jason正在夜市吃著魷魚
ganghao Jason zhengzai yeshi chizhe youyu
趕緊吞下魷魚聲音表示猶豫
ganjin tun xia youyu shengyin biaoshi youyu
「欸所以你有沒有興趣
`ai suoyi ni you meiyou xingqu
再不給我答案我們就準備進去」
zaibu gei wo da’an women jiu zhunbei jinqu’
Jason說他拼事業 早告別燈紅酒綠
Jason shuo ta pin shiye zao gaobie denghongjiulu
但意思意思問這局有沒有妹有去
dan yisi yisi wen zhe ju you meiyou mei you qu
「對，有很多妹」他朋友這樣說
`dui, you henduo mei’ta pengyou zheyang shuo
Jason 馬上說好 等等跟你說
Jason mashang shuo hao deng deng gen ni shuo
掛掉電話 他馬上叫車不思索
gua diao dianhua ta mashang jiao che bu sisuo
下車還在旁邊閒晃 以免被識破
xiache hai zai pangbian xian huang yimian bei shipo
就這樣你知道晃呀晃呀大概一個小時左右吧
jiu zheyang ni zhidao huang ya huang ya dagai yige xiaoshi zuoyou ba
他挺胸走進夜店
ta ting xiong zou jin yedian
說剛忙完正事 才順道經過這邊
shuo gang mang wan zhengshi cai shundao jingguo zhe bian
所以遲了一點 嘿
suoyi chile yidian hei
你沒有帶你名片
ni meiyou dai ni mingpian
你不能進去夜店…….
ni buneng jinqu yedian…….
「hoo hoo 拍水 拍水 拍水
`Hoo hoo pai shui pai shui pai shui
剛發完現在身邊我沒有名片
gang fa wan xianzai shenbian wo meiyou mingpian
剛來的隨便
gang lai de suibian
家就在對面
jia jiu zai duimian
要不是看我朋友其實我不情願」
yao bushi kan wo pengyou qishi wo bu qingyuan’
正當Jason自信的覺得有所斬獲
zhengdang Jason zixin de juede you suo zhanhuo
這時他餘光瞄見有光在閃爍…
zheshi ta yu guang miao jian you guang zai shanshuo…
閃爍…我看到…
Shanshuo… Wo kan dao…
「ㄜ…我沒有帶我名片…嗄…不對
`E1… Wo meiyou dai wo mingpian… A… Budui
「嗯，沒關係你慢慢說。
`n, meiguanxi ni man man shuo.
「等一下，ㄜ，先安靜一下好不好？」
`Deng yixia,e1, xian anjing yixia haobu hao?’
(rgry閉嘴)
(Rgry bi zui)
「我…
`wo…
「怎麼了？
`Zenmeliao?
「我從來沒有這種感覺…那就像…就像…」
`Wo conglai meiyou zhe zhong ganjue… Na jiu xiang… Jiu xiang…’
不是pa燈的光 那是真愛的光
Bushi pa deng de guang na shi zhen’ai de guang
若有一見鍾情 就是現在的慌
ruo you yijianzhongqing jiushi xianzai de huang
短髮 小窄裙 不濃不淡的妝
duanfa xiao zhai qun bu nong bu dan de zhuang
像Jason最愛甜甜圈上裹的糖霜
xiang Jason zui’ai tian tian quan shang guo de tangshuang
啊～
a ~
還沒回過神女孩就已經開口
hai mei huiguo shen nuhai jiu yijing kaikou
‘Hi my name is Emily ,how are you?’
他知道就看這次 答得好就到手
Ta zhidao jiu kan zheci da de hao jiu daoshou
‘I’m fine ! thank you ! and you? ‘
‘I’m fine! Thank you! And you? ‘
就這樣
Jiu zheyang
兩個一拍即合
liang ge yipaijihe
不顧他人眼光直奔motel集合
bugu taren yanguang zhi ben motel jihe
正當酒酣耳熱 乾柴點烈火
zhengdang jiuhan’erre gan chai dian liehuo
Emily突然略顯哀愁的打破沈默
Emily turan lue xian aichou de dapo chenmo
「Jason 你好壞 是否只是想做愛」
`Jason ni hao huai shifou zhishi xiang zuo’ai’
God damn原來是小女生在索求承諾
God damn yuanlai shi xiao nusheng zai suo qiu chengnuo
「偶 其實曾經墮落
`ou qishi cengjing duoluo
花心讓我落魄
huaxin rang wo luopo
火也燒著偶
huo ye shaozhe ou
也曾經痛過
ye cengjing tongguo
做愛做的太多
zuo’ai zuo de tai duo
遇到你不想再蹉跎」
yu dao ni buxiang zai cuotuo’
Jason瞇著眼睛這樣說
Jason mi zhuo yanjing zheyang shuo
看著遠方覺得自己像李奧納多
kanzhe yuanfang juede ziji xiang li ao na duo
女孩得到了答案就也就沒了麻煩
nuhai dedaole da’an jiu ye jiu meiliao mafan
往下拖他褲子想來用他的鴨蛋
wang xia tuo ta kuzi xianglai yong ta de yadan
但Jason突然把褲子拉住大喊
dan Jason turan ba kuzi la zhu da han
Emily不解的看他滿身大汗
Emily bu jie de kan ta man shen da han
「現在不是時機
`xianzai bushi shiji
偶們還沒在一起
oumen hai mei zai yiqi
偶不想被搞的好像是偶在欺負你」
ou buxiang bei gao de haoxiang shi ou zai qifu ni’
其實Jason只是在裝腔作勢
qishi Jason zhishi zai zhuangqiangzuoshi
這是他第一次他嚇得無法ㄎㄧ蹦
zhe shi ta di yi ci ta xia de wufakyi1 beng
看著她的表情 半信半疑
kanzhe ta de biaoqing banxinbanyi
Jason突然想到一招可以高明的解決難題
Jason turan xiangdao yi zhao keyi gaoming de jiejue nanti
「看！突然肚子好餓！
`kan! Turan duzi hao e!
我得下去全家 ㄜ 買包巧克力」
Wo de xiaqu quanjia e1 mai bao qiaokeli’
他衝出門留下錯愕的Emily
ta chong chu men liu xia cuo’e de Emily
光速下樓但不是走進family
guangsu xia lou dan bushi zou jin family
飆進對面的藥局 不鳴則已
biao jin duimian di yao ju bu ming ze yi
幹掉整包偉哥瞬間覺得自己很可以
gandiao zheng bao weige shunjian juede ziji hen keyi
再上樓Emily 正哭的像個小孩
zai shang lou Emily zheng ku de xiang ge xiaohai
Jason扯掉襯衫
Jason che diao chenshan
「來！我的女孩！」
`lai! Wo de nuhai!’
悲歡離合夾雜起來
Beihuanlihe jiaza qilai
此時Jason覺得自己不再失敗
ci shi Jason juede ziji bu zai shibai
正當火車準備過山 洞
zhengdang huoche zhunbeiguo shandong
Jason突然往旁邊一癱 痛
Jason turan wang pangbian yi tan tong
他無法呼吸 才想起原因
ta wufa huxi cai xiangqi yuanyin
吃太多偉哥 讓他倒地不起…
chi tai duo weige rang ta dao di bu qi…
故事就在這裡結束
Gushi jiu zai zheli jieshu
主角Jason 一命嗚呼
zhujiao Jason yimingwuhu
故事告訴我們 嗚～
gushi gaosu women wu ~
痾…嗯。
e… N.
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幹話 freestyle (Gan Hua Freestyle) – English Translation
There used to be a boy named Jason
I have no ambitions in my life, but I like fitness the most
“It’s not 8+9,” he insisted
The idol is a bodybuilder from Luzhou
In addition to fitness, he also loves to share the stage with girls
It’s okay, just pat the girl and put it in a limited time dynamic
Make a sneak shot of ambiguous text
The brothers know each other and ask him where his sister comes from
Okay, the set is about to this point, and the story continues
One day a friend called and told him there was a game in the nightclub
It happened that Jason was eating squid at the night market
Quickly swallow the squid, expressing hesitation
“Hey, are you interested?
If you don’t give me an answer, we will be ready to go in.”
Jason said he was fighting for his career and bid farewell to feasting
But I mean to ask if there is any girl in this bureau
“Yes, there are many girls” his friend said
Jason, say yes right away, wait for me to tell you
Hang up, he immediately called the car without thinking
Get off the car and hang around to avoid being seen through
That’s it, you know it’s about an hour or so
He walked into the club
I said I just passed by here after I was busy
So a little late hey
You didn’t bring your business card
You can’t go in the nightclub…
“Hoo hoo shoot water, shoot water, shoot water
I just sent it out and now I don’t have a business card
Just arrived casually
Home is opposite
If it weren’t for my friend, I’m actually unwilling.”
Just when Jason felt confident that he had gained
At this moment, he saw light flickering in his peripheral vision…
Flickering…I see…
“ㄜ… I didn’t bring my business card… ah… wrong
“Well, it’s okay to speak slowly.
“Wait a minute, huh, please be quiet, okay?”
(rgry shut up)
“I…
“what happened?
“I never felt this way…it was like…like…”
Not the light of pa-lamps, that is the light of true love
If love at first sight is now panic
Short hair, small skirt, not too heavy or light makeup
Like the frosting on Jason’s favorite donut
Ah~
The girl had spoken before she recovered
‘Hi my name is Emily ,how are you?’
He knows it just depends on the answer this time.
‘I’m fine! Thank you! And you? ‘
that’s it
Two hits it off
Go straight to the motel collection regardless of others
Just when the wine is hot, dry the wood to light the fire
Emily suddenly broke the silence slightly sad
“Jason, are you good or bad, do you just want to have sex?”
God damn turned out to be a little girl asking for a promise
“I actually fell
Huaxin makes me fall
The fire is burning
Also had pain
Too much sex
I don’t want to waste anymore when I meet you.”
Jason squinted and said
Looking at the distance, I feel like Leonardo
The girl gets the answer and there is no trouble
Drag his pants down to use his duck eggs
But Jason suddenly pulled his pants and shouted
Emily watched him sweating profusely
“Now is not the time
I’m not together yet
I don’t want to be fooled like I’m bullying you.”
Actually Jason is just pretending
This is the first time he was too scared to jump
Looking at her expression dubiously
Jason suddenly thought of a trick to solve the problem cleverly
“Look! Suddenly I feel hungry!
I have to go to the whole family ㄜ buy a bag of chocolates”
He rushed out the door and left Emily in shock
Go downstairs at the speed of light but not into the family
Soar into the opposite drugstore
I feel like I can kill the whole package of Viagra instantly
Go upstairs and Emily is crying like a child
Jason ripped off his shirt
“Come on! My girl!”
Joys and sorrows are mixed
At this time Jason feels like he no longer fails
Just as the train was preparing to pass the cave
Jason suddenly went to the side and felt a pain
He couldn’t breathe, so he remembered the reason
Too much Viagra made him fall to the ground…
The story ends here
The protagonist Jason died
The story tells us oh~
Huh…hmm.
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Pinyin Lyrics Pi Hai (屁孩) – 幹話 freestyle (Gan Hua Freestyle) 歌词
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