Pinyin Lyrics 上海彩虹室內合唱團 – 春節自救指南 (Chun Jie Zi Jiu Zhi Nan) 歌词
Singer: 上海彩虹室內合唱團
Title: 春節自救指南 (Chun Jie Zi Jiu Zhi Nan)
阿甘他媽說過
A gan ta ma shuoguo
人生就像巧克力
rensheng jiu xiang qiaokeli
妳永遠不知道下一塊是什麽味道
nai yongyuan bu zhidao xia yikuai shi shenmo weidao
就像妳每次回家
jiu xiang nai mei ci hui jia
也完全不知道妳的親生父母和各種親戚
ye wanquan bu zhidao nai de qinsheng fumu he gezhong qinqi
又要給妳出什麽樣的考題
you yao gei nai chu shenmo yang de kaoti
這種期待見面卻不知道對面招數的設定
zhe zhong qidai jianmian que bu zhidao duimian zhao shu de sheding
我們稱之為…
women cheng zhi wei…
「薛定諤的春節」
`xueding’e de chunjie’
喲 還知道回來吶
yo hai zhidao huilai na
喲 來啦 哪能胖了嘛(上海話)
yo lai la na neng pangle ma (shanghai hua)
幺兒 耍朋友沒得嘛(四川話)
yao er shua pengyou mei de ma (sichuan hua)
這不是妳二兒子 怎麽又胖啦(某東方言)
zhe bushi nai er erzi zenmo you pang la (mou dongfang yan)
哎媽 這不士超嘛(東北話)
ai ma zhe bushi chao ma (dongbei hua)
找對象了沒?
zhao duixiangle mei?
木有
Mu you
有喜歡的人了沒?
you xihuan de renle mei?
我醜
Wo chou
那麽明天帶妳去相親 抓緊快減個肥
namo mingtian dai nai qu xiangqin zhuajin kuai jian ge fei
飯就別吃啦
fan jiu bie chi la
托福準備只靠說
tuofu zhunbei zhi kao shuo
什麽都不做
shenmo dou bu zuo
我要是妳我就不出國
wo yaoshi nai wo jiu bu chuguo
不出國
bu chuguo
一個月工資有多少
yige yue gongzi you duoshao
到我單位工作要不要~~??
dao wo danwei gongzuo yao buyao ~~??
親戚眾:都是為妳好
Qinqi zhong: Dou shi wei nai hao
爸爸媽媽很傷心 都是為妳好
baba mama hen shangxin dou shi wei nai hao
寶貝兒子在日本
baobei erzi zai riben
剛讀完研究僧
gang du wan yanjiu seng
一不小心奉子成了婚
yi bu xiaoxin feng zi chengle hun
還考上個公務員 哈哈哈哈哈
hai kao shang ge gongwuyuan hahaha ha ha
不要再說啦(有人敲門)
buyao zaishuo la (youren qiao men)
我快受不了啦(快去開門)
wo kuai shou buliao la (kuai qu kaimen)
爸爸媽媽(到底是誰)
baba mama (daodi shi shui)
幫我還擊(難道是他要來到)
bang wo huanji (nandao shi ta yao lai dao)
大家啊啊啊好!
dajia a a a hao!
我是ceng功人士老王
Wo shi ceng gong renshi lao wang
帶著犬子給妳全家拜個年
daizhe quanzi gei nai quanjia bai ge nian
他滿臂的手表 家裡六十畝水稻
ta man bi de shoubiao jiali liushi mu shuidao
咱怎麽比得了
zan zenmo bi de le
不才A輪剛剛錢進來(他好厲害 惹人崇拜)
bu cai A lun ganggang qian jinlai (ta hao lihai re ren chongbai)
公司明年就要搬上海(人家的小孩 人家的小孩)
gongsi mingnian jiu yao ban shanghai (renjia de xiaohai renjia de xiaohai)
他緊身的皮褲 門前十三輛路虎
ta jinshen de pi ku menqian shisan liang luhu
差距妳心裡應該有數
chaju nai xinli yinggai youshu
Gloria!回老家工作吧!(我的寶貝)
Gloria! Huilaojia gongzuo ba!(Wo de baobei)
Gloria!跟我去相親吧!(他們也是為妳好)
Gloria! Gen wo qu xiangqin ba!(Tamen yeshi wei nai hao)
妳就不能做點正事老老實實給我辭職
nai jiu buneng zuo dian zhengshi lao laoshi shi gei wo cizhi
就妳最不懂事就妳最不懂事就妳最不懂事啦
jiu nai zui bu dongshi jiu nai zui bu dongshi jiu nai zui bu dongshi la
妳知道錯了嗎?
nai zhidao cuole ma?
知道
Zhidao
錯哪兒啦?
cuo na’er la?
知道
Zhidao
我問妳錯哪啦?
wo wen nai cuo na la?
我錯在 人生規劃太簡單 還沒讀研就上班
Wo cuo zai rensheng guihua tai jiandan hai mei du yan jiu shangban
沒聽二叔的話去他的單位當個保安
mei ting er shu dehua qu ta de danwei dang ge bao’an
我錯在 花開了不敢去摘
wo cuo zai hua kai liao bu gan qu zhai
大學都不懂戀愛(I just wanna live my life)
daxue dou bu dong lian’ai (I just wanna live my life)
喜歡的人不是學歷太低就是身高太矮
xihuan de ren bushi xueli tai di jiushi shengao tai ai
我應該 幫國足小組出線
wo yinggai bang guozu xiaozu chu xian
給宇宙飛船充電(讓我自己選吧)
gei yuzhou feichuan chongdian (rang wo ziji xuan ba)
一家老小的願望都交給我來實現
yijia lao xiao de yuanwang du jiao gei wo lai shixian
我應該 畢業一個月內 就任總裁
wo yinggai biye yige yue nei jiuren zongcai
閃電相親立馬結婚生小孩最好是
shandian xiangqin lima jiehun sheng xiaohai zui hao shi
龍鳳胎
longfeng tai
妳是不是讀書讀傻了?
nai shi bushi dushu du shale?
妳是不是讀書讀傻了?
Nai shi bu shi dushu du shale?
沒人能在我的BGM裡戰勝我
Mei ren neng zai wo de BGM li zhansheng wo
我童年爬過樹 凍傷國定路
wo tongnian paguo shu dongshang guoding lu
跳過朝陽公園的廣場舞
tiaoguo zhaoyang gongyuan de guangchang wu
霧霾也沒能將我征服
wu mai ye mei neng jiang wo zhengfu
怎麽會放棄我的理想
zenmo hui fangqi wo de lixiang
(I just wanna live my life)
變成我最討厭的模樣
biancheng wo zui taoyan de muyang
(為什麽妳們都不明白)
(weishemo naimen dou bu mingbai)
我童年爬過樹 凍傷國定路
wo tongnian paguo shu dongshang guoding lu
跳過朝陽公園的廣場舞
tiaoguo zhaoyang gongyuan de guangchang wu
霧霾也沒能將我征服
wu mai ye mei neng jiang wo zhengfu
不想跟別人做對比
buxiang gen bieren zuo duibi
(怎麽會放棄我的理想)
(zenmo hui fangqi wo de lixiang)
為什麽要替我做決定
weishemo yao ti wo zuo jueding
(變成我最討厭的模樣)
(biancheng wo zui taoyan de muyang)
我童年爬過樹 凍傷國定路
wo tongnian paguo shu dongshang guoding lu
跳過朝陽公園的廣場舞
tiaoguo zhaoyang gongyuan de guangchang wu
霧霾也沒能將我征服
wu mai ye mei neng jiang wo zhengfu
各位親愛的家人
gewei qin’ai de jiaren
我有我自己的人生
wo you wo ziji de rensheng
全家:
quanjia:
對不起 對不起 對不起 對不起
Duibuqi duibuqi duibuqi duibuqi
老王 誰要跟妳去攀比
lao wang shui yao gen nai qu panbi
前程自己拼才有意義
qiancheng ziji pin cai youyiyi
收起我們的分歧
shou qi women de fenqi
團圓才是我們的話題
tuanyuan cai shi women de huati
搓麻將到天明
cuo majiang dao tianming
大海參吃飽了沒?
da haishen chi baole mei?
已經吃飽啦
Yijing chi bao la
棉毛褲穿上了沒?
mianmao ku chuan shangle mei?
春節自救不僅靠智慧
Chunjie zijiu bujin kao zhihui
還需要愛常相隨
hai xuyao ai chang xiang sui
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
BANG
BANG
BANG BANG
春節快樂
chunjie kuaile
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春節自救指南 (Chun Jie Zi Jiu Zhi Nan) – English Translation
A-Gump f*cking said
Life is like chocolate
You never know what the next piece will taste
Like every time you go home
I don’t even know your biological parents and relatives
What kind of exam questions are you going to give you?
This kind of expecting to meet but I don’t know the setting of the opposite tactics
We call it…
“Schrodinger’s Spring Festival”
Yo still know to come back
Yo, come on, how can you get fat (Shanghai dialect)
Yaoer, don’t play with friends (Sichuan dialect)
This is not your second son, why is he fat again (some oriental dialect)
Hey mom, this is not super (Northeast dialect)
Have you found someone?
do not have
Do you have someone you like?
I’m ugly
Then take you to a blind date tomorrow, hurry up and lose weight
Don’t eat rice
TOEFL preparation only depends on saying
do nothing
If I were you, I wouldn’t go abroad
Not going abroad
How much is a month’s salary
Do you want to work in my unit~~??
Relatives: all for your good
Mom and Dad are very sad, they are all for your good
Baby boy in japan
Just finished studying the monk
Fengzi got married by accident
Also admitted to a civil servant hahahahaha
Stop talking (someone knocks on the door)
I can’t take it anymore (Go and open the door)
Mom and Dad (who are they?)
Fight me back (could it be that he is coming)
Everyone ah ah ah good!
I am the old king of ceng gong
Bring the dog to your family for a new year
His arms are full of watches, 60 mu of rice at home
How can we compare
The money came in just now in the A round (he is so powerful and admirable)
The company will move to Shanghai next year (people’s children, other children’s children)
Thirteen Land Rover in front of his tight leather pants
You should know the gap
Gloria! Go back to my hometown and work! (My baby)
Gloria! Go on a blind date with me! (They are also good for you)
You can’t do something serious and resign me honestly
You are the least sensible, you are the least sensible, you are the least sensible
Do you know what’s wrong?
know
What’s wrong?
know
I ask you what’s wrong?
My mistake is that life planning is too simple
I didn’t listen to my second uncle and went to his unit as a security guard
I made my mistake
I don’t know about love in college (I just wanna live my life)
The person I like is either too low or too short
I should help the national football team qualify
Charge the spaceship (let me choose it myself)
Let me fulfill all the wishes of the whole family
I should be the CEO within one month of graduation
Lightning blind date is best to get married and have children right away
Dragon and Phoenix
Are you silly studying?
Are you silly studying?
No one can beat me in my BGM
I climbed trees in my childhood
Skip the square dance in Chaoyang Park
The smog failed to conquer me
How could you give up my ideal
(I just wanna live my life)
Become what I hate most
(Why don’t you understand)
I climbed trees in my childhood
Skip the square dance in Chaoyang Park
The smog failed to conquer me
Don’t want to compare with others
(How can I give up my ideals)
Why make the decision for me
(Becomes what I hate most)
I climbed trees in my childhood
Skip the square dance in Chaoyang Park
The smog failed to conquer me
Dear family
I have my own life
Family:
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
Lao Wang, who wants to compare with you
It makes sense to fight for the future
Put away our differences
Reunion is our topic
Rub Mahjong till dawn
Are the sea cucumbers full?
Already full
Have you put on the cotton pants?
Self-help during the Spring Festival is not only based on wisdom
Still need love to be with you
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
BANG
BANG
BANG BANG
Happy new year
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Pinyin Lyrics 上海彩虹室內合唱團 – 春節自救指南 (Chun Jie Zi Jiu Zhi Nan) 歌词
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