Pinyin Lyrics MC HIHI – 聯誼奇遇 (Lian Yi Qi Yu) (Fantasy of Singles Mixer) 歌词
Singer: MC HIHI
Title: 聯誼奇遇 (Lian Yi Qi Yu) (Fantasy of Singles Mixer)
嗯，穿甚麼衣服去聯誼 嗯，鼻毛們有沒有整齊
N, chuan shenme yifu qu lianyi n, bimaomen you meiyou zhengqi
噢，恐龍妹千萬別到齊 啊，否則我拔腿跑第一
o, konglong mei qian wan bie dao qi a, fouze wo batui pao di yi
星期六下午一點半，約了景美女中來談談。
xingqiliu xiawu yidian ban, yuele jing meinu zhong lai tan tan.
聽說對方來的是康樂股長，通常長相都不怎麼樣。
Ting shuo duifang lai de shi kangle gu zhang, tongchang zhangxiang dou bu ze me yang.
結果來了三個短髮小姑娘，各個可愛講話又大方。
Jieguo laile san ge duanfa xiao guniang, gege ke’ai jianghua you dafang.
他們說同學們都比他們漂亮，每一個都身材苗條又會打扮。
Tamen shuo tongxuemen dou bi tamen piaoliang, mei yige dou shencai miaotiao you hui daban.
我們幾個死黨立刻眼睛一亮，趕緊討論聯誼要去甚麼地方。
Women ji ge sidang like yanjing yi liang, ganjin taolun lianyi yao qu shenme difang.
女孩們說喜歡騎車在郊外逛，於是約好抽鑰匙決定同車玩伴。
Nuhaimen shuo xihuan qi che zai jiaowai guang, yushi yue hao chou yaoshi jueding tong che wan ban.
男孩子們回家開始壯陽，求神保佑恐龍遠離自己的野狼。
Nan haizimen hui jia kaishi zhuangyang, qiu shen baoyou konglong yuanli ziji de ye lang.
女孩子們回家開始保養，只求當天騎車別讓自己的臉刮傷。
Nuhaizimen hui jia kaishi baoyang, zhi qiu dangtian qi che bie rang ziji de lian gua shang.
終於到了關鍵日決戰，雙方人馬浩浩蕩蕩。
Zhongyu daole guanjian ri juezhan, shuangfang renma hao hao dangdang.
某個知名百貨前的廣場，好像佈滿了天羅地網。
Mou ge zhiming baihuo qian de guangchang, haoxiang bu manle tianluodiwang.
男孩子油門催到滿檔，咆哮的排氣管像在說baby come on。
Nan hai zi youmen cui dao man dang, paoxiao de pai qi guan xiang zai shuo baby come on.
女孩子個個忙著補妝，廣場的一角充滿各種女人香。
Nu haizi ge ge mangzhe bu zhuang, guangchang de yijiao chongman gezhong nuren xiang.
自我介紹後大家開始搜尋目標，男孩子忙看女孩子的小腿和細腰。
Ziwo jieshao hou dajia kaishi souxun mubiao, nan haizi mang kan nu haizi de xiaotui he xi yao.
女孩子忙找魁武肩膀漂亮安全帽，每個人的心裡都好像有小鹿在亂跳。
Nu haizi mang zhao kui wu jianbang piaoliang anquan mao, mei geren de xinli dou haoxiang you xiaolu zai luan tiao.
終於到了最最關鍵的這一秒，女孩子們排隊準備來抽鑰。
Zhongyu daole zui zui guanjian de zhe yi miao, nu haizi men paidui zhunbei lai chou yao.
我特地在鑰匙圈上貼個小貓，希望我心中的天使可以抽到。
Wo tedi zai yaoshi quan shang tie ge xiao mao, xiwang wo xinzhong de tianshi keyi chou dao.
誰知道最終人算不如天算，握住小貓鑰匙的是粗胖的手掌，
Shui zhidao zuizhong ren suan buru tian suan, wo zhu xiao mao yaoshi de shi cu pang de shouzhang,
在我的面前出現一座山，你說她是暴龍我也深有同感。
zai wo de mianqian chuxian yizuo shan, ni shuo ta shi bao long wo ye shen you tonggan.
偏偏我騎的車是小綿羊，她一坐下來我像是坐在蹺蹺板。
Pianpian wo qi de che shi xiao mianyang, ta yi zuo xialai wo xiang shi zuo zai qiaoqiaoban.
我大概只能坐在椅墊的四分之一強，否則會一直被她的45G強撞。
Wo dagai zhi neng zuo zai yi dian de si fen zhi yi qiang, fouze hui yizhi bei ta de 45G qiang zhuang.
好不容易撐到夕陽西下的傍晚，大夥兒開心遊玩吃晚餐。
Haobu rongyi cheng dao xiyang xi xia de bangwan, dahuo er kaixin youwan chi wancan.
這個時候又要面臨第二次挑戰，因為要來個抽房間鑰匙的兩人TIME。
Zhege shihou you yao mianlin di er ci tiaozhan, yinwei yao lai ge chou fangjian yaoshi de liang ren TIME.
這次的玩法剛好完全相反，男孩子要抽女孩子所在的房。
Zheci de wanfa ganghao wanquan xiangfan, nan haizi yao chou nu haizi suozai de fang.
鑰匙上面的貼紙滿目琳瑯，我發誓，我這次不敢再碰動物圖樣！
Yaoshi shangmian de tiezhi manmu linlang, wo fashi, wo zheci bu gan zai peng dongwu tuyang!
我用我的青春賭上’海賊王’，心想這個女孩會像娜美一樣漂亮。
Wo yong wo de qingchun du shang’haizeiwang’, xin xiang zhege nu hai hui xiang na mei yi yang piaoliang.
我的手握著鑰匙滿懷希望，準備迎接快樂的兩人時光。
Wo de shou wozhe yaoshi manhuai xiwang, zhunbei yingjie kuaile de liang ren shiguang.
緩緩地走入我幸福的房，放眼望去只有天花板和地板。
Huan huan de zou ru wo xingfu de fang, fangyan wang qu zhiyou tianhuaban he diban.
我用眼角餘光看到角落的床，卻看到45G在床上晃呀晃！
Wo yong yanjiao yu guang kan dao jiaoluo de chuang, que kan dao 45G zai chuangshang huang ya huang!
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聯誼奇遇 (Lian Yi Qi Yu) (Fantasy of Singles Mixer) – English Translation
Um, what clothes to wear to socialize? Um, are the nose hairs neat?
Oh, don’t get all the dinosaur girls, otherwise I will be the first
At 1:30 on Saturday afternoon, I asked Jing Meizhong to have a talk.
I heard that the person from the other party is the chief of the Recreation Unit, who usually doesn’t look very good.
As a result, three short-haired little girls came, each of them cute and generous.
They said that the classmates are more beautiful than them, and everyone is slim and can dress up.
Our buddies immediately brightened their eyes and quickly discussed where to go for the friendship.
The girls said they liked to ride around the countryside, so they agreed to pick up the keys and decided to playmates with the car.
The boys went home and started aphrodisiac, asking God to protect the dinosaurs from their wild wolves.
The girls went home to start maintenance, just begging not to scratch their faces on the bike that day.
Finally it was a crucial day for a decisive battle, and the two sides were mighty.
The square in front of a certain well-known department store seems to be covered with nets.
The boy urged the throttle to full gear, and the roaring exhaust pipe seemed to say baby come on.
All the girls were busy touching up their makeup, and a corner of the square was filled with women’s fragrances.
After introducing themselves, everyone began to search for the target. The boy was busy looking at the girl’s calf and waist.
The girl was busy looking for the beautiful helmet on Kuiwu’s shoulders, and everyone seemed to have a deer jumping around in their hearts.
At last it was the most critical second, and the girls lined up to get the key.
I specially put a kitten on the key ring, hoping that the angel in my heart can be drawn.
Who knows that in the end, human beings are not as good as the sky. The key to the kitten is in the palm of his hand.
A mountain appeared in front of me. You said she was a tyrannosaurus and I felt the same way.
It happened that the bike I was riding was a little sheep, and when she sat down, I seemed to be sitting on a seesaw.
I can only sit on a quarter of the chair cushion, otherwise I will keep being hit by her 45G.
Finally, it lasted until the sunset, and everyone had fun and had dinner.
At this time, I have to face the second challenge, because there is a two person TIME who will get the room key.
This time the gameplay is exactly the opposite. The boy has to smoke the room where the girl is.
There are so many stickers on the keys, I swear, I dare not touch animal patterns again this time!
I bet on’One Piece’ with my youth, thinking that this girl will be as beautiful as Nami.
I hold the key in my hand with hope, ready to welcome the happy time of the two.
Slowly walked into my happy room, only the ceiling and the floor were visible.
From the corner of my eye, I saw the bed in the corner, but I saw 45G swaying on the bed!
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Pinyin Lyrics MC HIHI – 聯誼奇遇 (Lian Yi Qi Yu) (Fantasy of Singles Mixer) 歌词
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