Pinyin Lyrics 青醬肉絲 – 免治馬桶 (Mian Zhi Ma Tong) 歌词
Singer: 青醬肉絲
Title: 免治馬桶 (Mian Zhi Ma Tong)
天氣冷太凍 不坐
Tianqi leng tai dong bu zuo
坐了軋冷筍 我發抖
zuole ya leng sun wo fadou
不站也不坐 墊了雙手 不夠溫柔
bu zhan ye bu zuodianle shuang shou bugou wenrou
墊衛生紙紙不夠厚尿意瞬間沒有
dian weishengzhi zhi bugou hou niaoyi shunjian meiyou
最後一抽抽了不夠
zuihou yi chou chou liao bugou
連個袖珍包 都沒有
lian ge xiuzhen bao dou meiyou
要穿還是拖 我歪七扭八翻了翻
yao chuan haishi tuo wo waiqiniuba fanle fan
翻到棉棉覺得心痛思索用不用
fan dao mian mian juede xintong sisuo yong buyong
不用還是用都難過
buyong haishi yong dou nanguo
那天走進那間不起眼的小店
neitian zou jin na jian bu qiyan de xiao dian
一如往常吃到想拉的胃
yi ru wangchang chi dao xiang la de wei
衝洗手間
chong xishoujian
看到馬桶對著我微笑 irasyamasei
kan dao matong duizhe wo weixiao irasyamasei
忍不住的洪快要洩
ren bu zhu de hong kuaiyao xie
坐上椅墊 衛生紙來不及墊
zuo shang yi dian weishengzhi laibuji dian
怎麼觸感會是溫熱的
zenme chu gan hui shi wen re de
碰到瞬間
peng dao shunjian
那種感覺
na zhong ganjue
真的好 (woo woo woo) feel good
zhen de hao (woo woo woo) feel good
什麼痛都 (woo woo woo) they all gone
shenme tong dou (woo woo woo) they all gone
我繼續 Mmm m m m
wo jixu Mmm m m m
Ah ah ah ah ah
長袖太長擦了沾手
changxiu tai zhang cale zhanshou
忘記收操折手 手好痛
wangji shou cao zhe shou shou hao tong
動作太彆扭 累贅太多 衛生紙抽又摺像做勞作
dongzuo tai bieniu leizhui tai duo weishengzhi chou you zhe xiang zuo laozuo
不環保還有細菌殘留
bu huanbao hai you xijun canliu
回想那一夜的馬桶
huixiang na yiye de matong
旁邊什麼鈕 都沒用
pangbian shenme niu dou mei yong
前洗淨或後 有點害羞 那個東東
qian xi jing huo hou youdian haixiu nage dong dong
準不準溫不溫力道夠不夠或太夠
zhun bu zhun wen bu wen lidao gou bugou huo tai gou
隔天跟同學聊個天吃個buffet
ge tian gen tongxue liao ge tian chi ge buffet
照慣例烙賽當作消遣
zhao guanli lao sai dang zuo xiaoqian
衝洗手間
chong xishoujian
熟悉的裝置印入眼簾 暖了大腿
shuxi de zhuangzhi yin ru yanlian nuanle datui
悠悠解決不知不覺
youyou jiejue buzhi bu jue
低頭看發光的鍵 要不要play
ditou kan faguang de jian yao buyao play
要縮還是鬆有點緊張碰到瞬間
yao suo haishi song youdian jinzhang peng dao shunjian
那種感覺
na zhong ganjue
真的好 (woo woo woo) feel good
zhen de hao (woo woo woo) feel good
什麼髒都 (woo woo woo) they all gone
shenme zang dou (woo woo woo) they all gone
我繼續 Mmm m m m
wo jixu Mmm m m m
Ah ah ah ah ah
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免治馬桶 (Mian Zhi Ma Tong) – English Translation
The weather is too cold
I was trembling with cold bamboo shoots
Neither stand nor sit, padded hands, not gentle enough
The toilet paper is not thick enough
The last draw is not enough
Not even a pocket bag
To wear or drag, I twisted and turned over
Turning to cotton, I feel heartache, thinking about whether to use it
It’s sad to use it or not
Walked into that humble shop that day
Eat the stomach that I want to pull as usual
Wash hands
I saw the toilet smiling at me irasyamasei
I can’t help it
Sit on the chair cushion, too late for toilet paper
How warm to the touch
Encounter moment
That feeling
Really good (woo woo woo) feel good
What hurts (woo woo woo) they all gone
I continue Mmm m m m
Ah ah ah ah ah
Long sleeves are too long
I forgot to fold my hands, my hands hurt
The action is too awkward, too cumbersome, the toilet paper is pumped and folded like work
Not environmentally friendly and there are bacteria residues
Thinking back to the toilet that night
What buttons next to it are useless
Wash before or after, I’m a bit shy, that stuff
Don’t be gentle enough or too strong enough
Chat with classmates the next day and have a buffet
As a pastime
Wash hands
Familiar device imprinted on my eyes and warmed my thighs
Youyou solve it unconsciously
Look down at the glowing keys, do you want to play
To shrink or loosen a little nervous and meet the moment
That feeling
Really good (woo woo woo) feel good
What is dirty (woo woo woo) they all gone
I continue Mmm m m m
Ah ah ah ah ah
Find more lyrics at jspinyin.net
Pinyin Lyrics 青醬肉絲 – 免治馬桶 (Mian Zhi Ma Tong) 歌词
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