Pinyin Lyrics 舌頭樂隊 – 大話精 (Da Hua Jing) 歌词

 
Pinyin Lyrics 舌頭樂隊 – 大話精 (Da Hua Jing) 歌词

Singer: 舌頭樂隊
Title: 大話精 (Da Hua Jing)

鹽巴甜 醋兒辣
Yanba tian cu er la
樹上住著一隻活王八
shu shang zhuzhe yi zhi huo wangba
天不怕 地不怕
tian bupa di bupa
就怕老鼠說鬼話
jiu pa laoshu shuo guihua

耶穌走下了十字架
yesu zou xiale shizijia
嫦娥妹妹你聽著
chang’e meimei ni tingzhe
若是牛郎玩劈腿
ruoshi niu lang wan pitui
把他送進學習班
ba ta song jin xuexi ban

學習班不學習
xuexi ban bu xuexi
一天到晚吹牛皮
yitian dao wan chui niupi
你也吹我也吹
ni ye chui wo ye chui
看誰先把牛皮吹破
kan shui xian ba niupi chui po

布魯克林打過錘
buluke lin daguo chui
731部隊撒過尿
731 budui saguo niao
奧斯維辛洗過澡
ao si wei xin xiguo zao
古拉格群島睡過覺
gu la ge qundao shuiguo jue

克里姆林宮抽過草
kelimulin gong chouguo cao
天安門廣場數過星星
tian’anmen guangchang shuguo xingxing
一二三四五六七顆
yi’ersansiwuliuqi ke
還有一顆人造衛星
hai youyi ke renzao weixing

鹽巴甜 醋兒辣
yanba tian cu er la
樹上住著一隻活王八
shu shang zhuzhe yi zhi huo wangba
天不怕 地不怕
tian bupa di bupa
就怕老鼠說胡話
jiu pa laoshu shuo hu hua

庫尼吉瓦 人渣
ku ni ji wa ren zha
皮當 謝特發克油吐
pi dang xie te fa ke you tu
塔西郎不讓富二代
ta xi lang bu rang fu er dai
要學韓信鑽褲襠
yao xue hanxin zuan kudang

特朗普給他開車門
te lang pu gei ta kaiche men
普京給他點香煙
pujing gei ta dian xiangyan
日本天皇給他端紅酒
riben tianhuang gei ta duan hongjiu
英國女王陪他喝香檳
yingguo nuwang pei ta he xiangbin

傑克遜來到二道橋
jiekexun lai dao er dao qiao
麥西萊普跳起來
mai xi lai pu tiao qilai
沒有廣場舞
meiyou guangchang wu
就沒有新中國
jiu meiyou xin zhongguo

鹽巴甜 醋兒辣
yanba tian cu er la
樹上住著一隻活王八
shu shang zhuzhe yi zhi huo wangba
天不怕 地不怕
tian bupa di bupa
就怕老鼠不說話
jiu pa laoshu bu shuohua

機器人 穿西裝
jiqiren chuan xizhuang
充氣娃娃扎領帶
chongqi wawa zha lingdai
跳蚤馱著大熊貓
tiaozao tuozhe da xiongmao
蝗蟲舉著手術刀
huangchong ju zhuo shoushu dao

互聯網 新時代
hulianwang xin shidai
幼兒園裡有性侵
you’eryuan li you xing qin
毒牛奶 假疫苗
du niunai jia yimiao
一起倒進高腳杯
yiqi dao jin gao jiao bei

你一杯 我一杯
ni yibei wo yibei
王母娘娘走出了馬王堆
wangmuniangniang zouchule ma wang dui
你一杯 我一杯
ni yibei wo yibei
喝死去毬誰怕誰
he siqu qiu shui pa shui

鹽巴甜 醋兒辣
yanba tian cu er la
樹上住著一隻活王八
shu shang zhuzhe yi zhi huo wangba
天不怕 地不怕
tian bupa di bupa
就把老鼠玩消失
jiu ba laoshu wan xiaoshi

廣告牌 監控器
guanggao pai jiankong qi
佈滿大街和小巷
bu man dajie he xiao xiang
鐵絲網 高壓線
tiesiwang gaoyaxian
圍著學校和醫院
weizhe xuexiao he yiyuan

窩裡反 牆內鬥
wo li fan qiang nei dou
五千年曆史有遺傳
wuqian nian lishi you yi chuan
小蜜島 二奶城
xiao mi dao ernai cheng
十三億人民把單埋
shisan yi renmin ba dan mai

奇怪的都不奇怪
qiguai de dou bu qiguai
無奈的從不無奈
wunai de cong bu wunai
不講道理就是硬道理
bu jiang daoli jiushi ying daoli
沒有辦法就是好辦法
meiyou banfa jiushi hao banfa

八仙到了七仙半
baxian daole qi xian ban
超人請來了007
chaoren qing laile 007
伯夷叔齊 陳勝吳廣
boyi shu qi chensheng wuguang
誰去梁山 勸勸宋江
shui qu liangshan quan quan songjiang

你還年輕 少打飛機
ni hai nianqing shao da feiji
寶玉黛玉 提高警惕
baoyu dai yu tigao jingti
羅密朱莉 擦亮眼睛
luo mi zhu li ca liang yanjing
計劃生育 獨生子女們
jihua shengyu dushengzi numen

生個二胎補補稅
sheng ge er tai bu bu shui
大唐盛世
da tang shengshi
三藏去玩炒房
sanzang qu wan chao fang
西天路上
xitian lushang

美猴王驀然回首
mei hou wang moran huishou
看見如來佛手上刻著
kanjian rulai foshou shang kezhe
人民有信仰
renmin you xinyang
國家有力量
guojia you liliang

民族有希望
minzu you xiwang
厲害了我的國
lihaile wo de guo
人民有信仰
renmin you xinyang
國家有力量
guojia you liliang

民族有希望
minzu you xiwang
厲害了
lihaile
我的國
wo de guo
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大話精 (Da Hua Jing) – English Translation

Salt and sweet vinegar and spicy
A living king lives on the tree
Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of earth
I’m afraid that the mouse will talk nonsense

Jesus walked off the cross
Sister Chang’e, listen
If Cowherd is playing cheating
Send him to the study class

Class not learning
Bragging all day long
You blow me too
See who blows the cowhide first

Brooklyn hit the hammer
Unit 731 peeed
Auschwitz bathed
Gulag Islands slept

The Kremlin drew grass
Tiananmen Square counted the stars
One two three four five six seven
There is also an artificial satellite

Salt and sweet vinegar and spicy
There is a living king on the tree
Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of earth
I’m afraid the mouse is talking nonsense

Cunijiwa Scum
Pidan, Shet Fatk, spit
Tacitro does not let the rich second generation
To learn Han Xin drill crotch

Trump drove him the door
Putin lights him a cigarette
The Emperor of Japan brought him red wine
The Queen of England accompanies him to drink champagne

Jackson came to Erdaoqiao
Maisylep jumped up
No square dance
There is no new China

Salt and sweet, vinegar and spicy
A living king lives on the tree
Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of earth
I’m afraid the mouse won’t speak

Robot in a suit
Inflatable doll tie tie
Fleas carry giant pandas
Locust holding a scalpel

Internet new era
Sexual assault in kindergarten
Poisoned milk fake vaccine
Pour into the goblet together

You have a cup, my cup
The Queen Mother walked out of Mawangdui
You have a cup, my cup
Who is afraid of someone

Salt and sweet vinegar and spicy
There is a living king on the tree
Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of earth
Just play the mouse and disappear

Billboard monitor
Full of streets and alleys
Barbed wire
Around schools and hospitals

Fight inside the wall
Five thousand years of history
Xiaomi Island Second Milk City
1.3 billion people bury the single

The strange is not strange
Never helpless
Unreasonable is the last word
No way is a good way

Eight Immortals reached Seven Immortals and a half
Here comes Superman 007
Boyi Shuqi Chen Sheng Wu Guang
Who goes to Liangshan to persuade Song Jiang

You are still young
Baoyu Daiyu Raise vigilance
Romei Jolie, keep your eyes open
Family planning, the only children

Make up a tax for a second child
Great Tang Dynasty
Sanzang to play real estate speculation
Xitian Road

The Monkey King suddenly looks back
I saw the Buddha carved on the hand
People have faith
Country has power

The nation has hope
Awesome my country
People have faith
Country has power

The nation has hope
incredible
My country
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Pinyin Lyrics 舌頭樂隊 – 大話精 (Da Hua Jing) 歌词

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