Pinyin Lyrics Brian Tseng (曾博恩) – 人生外掛 (Ren Sheng Wai Gua) 歌词
Singer: Brian Tseng (曾博恩)
Title: 人生外掛 (Ren Sheng Wai Gua)
Here we go
Here we go
他們叫我人生勝利組 我天生神力足
tamen jiao wo rensheng shengli zu wo tiansheng shenli zu
There’re many who would envy you
There’re many who would envy you
人生像開地圖 becuz I knew
rensheng xiang kai ditu becuz I knew
除了家世天賦努力 一個秘訣你沒注意 可以讓你無往不利
chule jiashi tianfu nuli yige mijue ni mei zhuyi keyi rang ni wuwangbuli
你沒辦法控制天份 你高就高 笨就笨
ni mei banfa kongzhi tian fen ni gao jiu gao ben jiu ben
但我有不敗的經驗論 能撈就撈 混就混
dan wo you bubai de jingyan lun neng lao jiu lao hun jiu hun
找到漏洞鑽 就沒有重擔 人生苦短
zhaodao loudong zuan jiu meiyou zhongdan rensheng ku duan
要懂截長補短 遊走三不管 好處不斷
yao dong jie chang bu duan youzou san buguan haochu buduan
玩大老二把方塊三藏在 ace 後面打掉
wan da lao er ba fangkuai sanzang zai ace houmian da diao
看立法院會議預報來知道哪些 bug 還沒修掉
kan lifayuan huiyi yubao lai zhidao naxie bug hai mei xiu diao
跟室友約法三章說好碗各洗一半
gen shiyou yuefasanzhang shuo hao wan ge xi yiban
我拿乾淨盤子出來衝水說我已經洗完
wo na ganjing pan zi chulai chong shui shuo wo yijing xi wan
辦公桌放不會收的包 讓老闆以為你沒遲到
bangong zhuo fang bu hui shou de bao rang laoban yiwei ni mei chidao
一直住國外卻飛回台灣用最便宜的健保(爽)
yizhi zhu guo wai que fei hui taiwan yong zui pianyi de jianbao (shuang)
拿討厭的人的 email 上臉書 用錯誤的密碼幫他三次登入
na taoyan de ren de email shang lian shu yong cuowu de mima bang ta sanci dengru
當他發現每天帳號都被鎖住 我就躺在家 舒服
dang ta faxian meitian zhanghao dou bei suo zhu wo jiu tang zaijia shufu
遇到困難人生直接開掛(開掛)
yu dao kunnan rensheng zhijie kai gua (kai gua)
低風險高回報沒有代價(代價)
di fengxian gao huibao meiyou daijia (daijia)
就算被抓到下場不會太差(不會太差)
jiusuan bei zhua dao xiachang bu hui tai cha (bu hui tai cha)
遇到老婆頂多就是挨罵(你說什麼)
yu dao laopo ding duo jiushi ai ma (ni shuo shenme)
遇到困難人生直接開掛(開掛)
yu dao kunnan rensheng zhijie kai gua (kai gua)
努力不夠用技巧來開打(開打)
nuli bugou yong jiqiao lai kaida (kaida)
生活順到連自己都害怕(Man up, bro)
shenghuo shun dao lian ziji dou haipa (Man up, bro)
有小聰明誰還需要才華(Not me, not me)
you xiaocongming shui hai xuyao caihua (Not me, not me)
與其刷首抽不如當開圖狗 誰會每件事都按照規則走 我猜不透(知らないよ)
yuqi shua shou chou buru dang kai tu gou shui hui mei jian shi dou anzhao guize zou wo cai bu tou (zhiranaiyo)
虛張聲勢才是勝利方程式 但如果真的要 進步有一個人你要認識(叫 Ricky)
xuzhangshengshi cai shi shengli fangchengshi dan ruguo zhen de yao jinbu youyigeren ni yao renshi (jiao Ricky)
Hey Ricky, you’re so fine
Hey Ricky, you’re so fine
I watch your 線上課程 all the time
I watch your xianshang kecheng all the time
進了職場要有競爭力 誠心誠意 建議找 Ricky
jinle zhichang yao you jingzheng li chengxin chengyi jianyi zhao Ricky
管你 workplace, college 通通吃下去 SAT. Knowledge 多益職涯力
guan ni workplace, college tong tong chi xiaqu SAT. Knowledge duo yi zhi ya li
小時候賣場假裝迷路來 偷牽大姊姊的手
xiaoshihou maichang jiazhuang milu lai tou qian da jie jie de shou
高中學生證到現在還留著 70 歲還有折扣
gaozhong xuesheng zheng dao xianzai hai liuzhe 70 sui hai you zhekou
把蜜蜂黏在手掌心 全力打老闆的頭
ba mifeng nian zai shouzhang xin quanli da laoban de tou
他還會感謝你這麼危險還挺身相救(You’re welcome, bruh)
ta hai hui ganxie ni zheme weixian hai tingshen xiang jiu (You’re welcome, bruh)
碩士論文要八千字 我用白色字 來突破限制
shuoshi lunwen yao baqian zi wo yong baise zi lai tupo xianzhi
婚戒直接買夜市 只要騙她 是阿嬤的戒指(傳家之寶啊)
hun jie zhijie mai yeshi zhiyao pian ta shi a ma de jiezhi (chuanjia zhi bao a)
在公車的座位都先坐走道 再對迎面而來的乘客張嘴笑
zai gongche de zuowei dou xian zuo zoudao zai dui yingmian er lai de chengke zhangzui xiao
極力推薦自己旁邊座位很好 他就會默默走掉
jili tuijian ziji pangbian zuowei hen hao ta jiu hui momo zou diao
遇到困難人生直接開掛(開掛)
yu dao kunnan rensheng zhijie kai gua (kai gua)
低風險高回報沒有代價(代價)
di fengxian gao huibao meiyou daijia (daijia)
就算被抓到下場不會太差(不會太差)
jiusuan bei zhua dao xiachang bu hui tai cha (bu hui tai cha)
遇到老婆頂多就是挨罵(你說什麼)
yu dao laopo ding duo jiushi ai ma (ni shuo shenme)
還有一個最重要的外掛(外掛)
hai you yi ge zui zhongyao de waigua (waigua)
畢業門檻多益要五百八(怎麼可能)
biye menkan duo yi yao wubai ba (zenme keneng)
外商公司全程英語對話(太難了吧)
waishang gongsi quancheng yingyu duihua (tai nanle ba)
這個時候你要懂得找他(找 Ricky)
zhege shihou ni yao dongde zhao ta (zhao Ricky)
多益還在裸考未免太傻(I pity the fool)
duo yi hai zai luo kao weimian tai sha (I pity the fool)
Uncle Roger 看了都說 haiyaa(Haiyaa)
Uncle Roger kanle dou shuo haiyaa(Haiyaa)
上了課程馬上蓄勢待發(Okay, let’s go)
shangle kecheng mashang xu shi dai fa (Okay, let’s go)
閉著眼睛寫都考九百八(九百八)
bi zhuo yanjing xie dou kao jiubai ba (jiubai ba)
遇到困難人生直接開掛(開掛)
yu dao kunnan rensheng zhijie kai gua (kai gua)
努力不夠用技巧來開打(開打)
nuli bugou yong jiqiao lai kaida (kaida)
生活順到連自己都害怕(Man up, bro)
shenghuo shun dao lian ziji dou haipa (Man up, bro)
有小聰明誰還需要才華(Not me, not me)
you xiaocongming shui hai xuyao caihua (Not me, not me)
看圖辨義(找 Ricky)單字文法(找 Ricky)
kan tu bian yi (zhao Ricky) danzi wenfa (zhao Ricky)
心情沮喪(抱 Ricky)睡不著覺(吵 Ricky)
xinqing jusang (bao Ricky) shui buzhao jue (chao Ricky)
不吃香菜(叫 picky)腳底會癢(搔 Ricky)
bu chi xiangcai (jiao picky) jiaodi hui yang (sao Ricky)
車貸房貸(不是找 Ricky)多益職涯力(找 Ricky)
che dai fangdai (bushi zhao Ricky) duo yi zhi ya li (zhao Ricky)
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人生外掛 (Ren Sheng Wai Gua) – English Translation
Here we go
They called me the victory group in life. I was born with great power
There’re many who would envy you
Life is like a map becuz I knew
In addition to family background talent and hard work, there is a secret that you don’t pay attention to, which can make you all the way.
You can’t control your talents
But I have an undefeated empirical theory.
Find the loophole, there is no burden, life is short
Know how to cut one’s strengths and make up for one’s shortcomings
Play the big c#ck and hide the three cubes behind the aces and knock them out
Look at the Legislative Yuan meeting forecast to know which bugs have not been fixed
Make an appointment with your roommate for three chapters
I took a clean plate out and flushed it and said I had washed it
The desk puts a bag that won’t be accepted, making the boss think you’re not late
Always live abroad but fly back to Taiwan with the cheapest health insurance (cool)
Use the email of the annoying person to log in to Facebook three times with the wrong password
When he found that his account was locked every day, I lay at home, comfortable
When encountering difficulties in life, directly open the hang (open hang)
Low risk, high return, no cost (cost)
Even if caught, the end will not be too bad (not too bad)
Meeting a wife is at best scolded (what do you say)
When encountering difficulties in life, open the hang (open hang)
Not hard enough to start the fight with skill (start the fight)
Life goes so smoothly that I am afraid of myself (Man up, bro)
Those who are clever need talents (Not me, not me)
It’s better to be a picture dog than to draw the first draw. Who will follow the rules in everything I can’t guess (知らないよ)
Bluffing is the winning formula, but if you really want to improve, you have to know someone (called Ricky)
Hey Ricky, you’re so fine
I watch your online course all the time
You must be competitive when you enter the workplace. Sincerely, I suggest you go to Ricky.
Regardless of you workplace, college, eat everything SAT. Knowledge
When I was a child, the store pretended to get lost and secretly held my big sister’s hand
The high school student ID is still 70 years old and there is a discount
Stick the bee in the palm of your hand and hit the boss on the head
He will also thank you for being so dangerous and come forward to help (You’re welcome, bruh)
The master’s thesis requires 8,000 words. I use white words to break the limit.
Buy wedding rings directly at the night market, as long as you lie to her, it’s Grandma’s ring (heirloom)
In the bus seats, they take the aisle first, and then open their mouths to the oncoming passengers
I highly recommend that the seat next to me is very good and he will leave silently
When encountering difficulties in life, open the hang (open hang)
Low risk, high return, no cost (cost)
Even if caught, the end will not be too bad (not too bad)
Meeting a wife is at best scolded (what do you say)
There is also the most important plug-in (plug-in)
TOEIC’s graduation threshold is 580 (how it is possible)
Full English dialogue with foreign companies (it’s too difficult)
At this time you have to know how to find him (Look for Ricky)
Doe is still taking the naked exam, I pity the fool
Uncle Roger said haiyaa(Haiyaa)
Get ready to go after taking the course (Okay, let’s go)
Writing with your eyes closed is nine hundred and eight (nine hundred and eight)
When encountering difficulties in life, open the hang (open hang)
Not hard enough to start the fight with skill (start the fight)
Life goes so smoothly that I am afraid of myself (Man up, bro)
Those who are clever need talents (Not me, not me)
Look at the picture to distinguish meaning (look for Ricky) single word grammar (look for Ricky)
Depressed (Hug Ricky) Can’t sleep (Noisy Ricky)
If you don’t eat coriander (called picky), the soles of your feet will itch (scratch Ricky)
Car loan and mortgage (not looking for Ricky) TOEIC career (seeing Ricky)
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Pinyin Lyrics Brian Tseng (曾博恩) – 人生外掛 (Ren Sheng Wai Gua) 歌词
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