小品：真假老师 (Xiao Pin : Zhen Jia Lao Shi) Lyrics – Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), He Huan (何欢)
Singer: Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), He Huan (何欢)
Title: 小品：真假老师 (Xiao Pin : Zhen Jia Lao Shi)
哎呀 现在这个保洁员可太难干了
Aiya xianzai zhege baojie yuan ke tai nan ganle
客户家住十楼 电梯坏了
kehu jiazhu shi lou dianti huaile
我生爬了十楼上来的 可累死我了
wo sheng pale shi lou shanglai de ke lei si wole
喂 是1006的业主吗 我是您雇的保洁员啊
wei shi 1006 de yezhu ma wo shi nin gu de baojie yuan a
我到十楼了
wo dao shi loule
哦 1006是一楼啊
o 1006 shi yi lou a
那你等我一会儿吧
na ni deng wo yihui’er ba
哎哟我的妈呀 我跑错了
aiyo wo de ma ya wo pao cuole
学生(何欢):来了来了来了
xuesheng (he huan): Laile laile laile
我的天哪 可算来了
wo de tian na kesuan laile
保洁员(贾玲):1006是一楼啊
baojie yuan (jia ling):1006 Shi yi lou a
学生(何欢):那个 真不好意思啊
xuesheng (he huan): Nage zhen bu haoyisi a
我们这个小区啊 都是这个样子
women zhege xiaoqu a dou shi zhege yangzi
你先进来 我先跟你说一下我的情况 我呀……
ni xianjin lai wo xian gen ni shuo yixia wo de qingkuang wo ya……
保洁员(贾玲):不用 我先跟您介绍一下我的情况
baojie yuan (jia ling): Buyong wo xian gen nin jieshao yixia wo de qingkuang
我是保洁员小贾 工作五年零投诉
wo shi baojie yuan xiao jia gongzuo wu nian ling tousu
我们的服务宗旨是上到顶棚 下到地板
women de fuwu zongzhi shi shang dao dingpeng xia dao diban
保证给您清洗得干干净净 一尘不染
baozheng gei nin qingxi de gan ganjing jing yichenburan
:门把手掉了:
: Men bashou diaole:
这个门把手细菌才多呢 我好好给你刷刷哦
Zhege men bashou xijun cai duo ne wo haohao gei ni shua shua o
学生(何欢):大姐
xuesheng (he huan): Dajie
保洁员(贾玲):老弟 我不是故意的 这多少钱我赔你
baojie yuan (jia ling): Laodi wo bushi guyi de zhe duoshao qian wo pei ni
学生(何欢):大姐 这个不光不用你赔 我还正常给你费用
xuesheng (he huan): Dajie zhege buguang buyong ni pei wo hai zhengchang gei ni feiyong
但是你能不能答应我一件小事儿
danshi ni neng buneng daying wo yi jian xiaoshi er
保洁员(贾玲):啥事儿啊
baojie yuan (jia ling): Sha shi er a
学生(何欢):是这样的 我是一名高中生
xuesheng (he huan): Shi zheyang de wo shi yi ming gaozhong sheng
在学校犯了点错误 老师要来家访
zai xuexiao fanle dian cuowu laoshi yao lai jiafang
可 可是我的父母出国在外又没在家
ke keshi wo de fumu chuguo zaiwai you mei zaijia
老师一会儿马上就到 所以
laoshi yi hui er mashang jiu dao suoyi
你看 我希望 你能不能帮我 你…能…不…
ni kan wo xiwang ni neng buneng bang wo ni…neng…bu…
我都有点不好意思开口
wo du youdian bu haoyisi kaikou
保洁员(贾玲):明白了 那有什么不好意思开口的
baojie yuan (jia ling): Mingbaile na you she me bu haoyisi kaikou de
是不是这么个事儿 你在学校犯了点错误
shi bushi zheme ge shi er ni zai xuexiao fanle dian cuowu
老师要过来家访 但是你父母出国没在家
laoshi yao guolai jiafang danshi ni fumu chuguo mei zaijia
可是老师马上就到了
keshi laoshi mashang jiu daole
学生(何欢):对
xuesheng (he huan): Dui
保洁员(贾玲):老师几点到？
baojie yuan (jia ling): Laoshi ji dian dao?
学生(何欢):十点
Xuesheng (he huan): Shi dian
保洁员(贾玲):九点五十给你收拾完
baojie yuan (jia ling): Jiu dian wushi gei ni shoushi wan
学生(何欢):不是不是不是 不是 大姐你误会了
xuesheng (he huan): Bushi bushi bushi bushi dajie ni wuhuile
我是想让你帮我演一下我妈
wo shi xiang rang ni bang wo yan yixia wo ma
保洁员(贾玲):开什么玩笑呢 那不撒谎吗
baojie yuan (jia ling): Kai shenme wanxiao ne na bu sahuang ma
再一个 我这个年纪演你的妈妈 也不太合适吧
zai yige wo zhege nianji yan ni de mama ye bu tai heshi ba
学生(何欢):老点儿 老点儿呗
xuesheng (he huan): Lao dian er lao dian er bei
我就说我妈生我晚 四十生的我行不行
wo jiu shuo wo ma sheng wo wan sishi sheng de wo xing buxing
保洁员(贾玲):再见
baojie yuan (jia ling): Zaijian
学生(何欢):不是 大姐 你帮帮我忙呗
xuesheng (he huan): Bushi dajie ni bang bang wo mang bei
保洁员(贾玲):不是 我帮不了你 我演不了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Bushi wo bang buliao ni wo yan buliao
不行 我得走了 我真得走了
buxing wo de zoule wo zhende zoule
学生(何欢):你走吧 你走了我就投诉你
xuesheng (he huan): Ni zou ba ni zoule wo jiu tousu ni
保洁员(贾玲):你投诉我有用吗
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni tousu wo youyong ma
你得告诉我怎么演 我亲爱的儿子
ni de gaosu wo zenme yan wo qin’ai de erzi
学生(何欢):坐坐坐坐坐啊
xuesheng (he huan): Zuo zuo zuo zuo zuo a
保洁员(贾玲):我五年零投诉啊 你说我这
baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo wu nian ling tousu a ni shuo wo zhe
学生(何欢):感谢啊
xuesheng (he huan): Ganxie a
是这样 我的老师啊 没见过我父母
shi zheyang wo de laoshi a mei jianguo wo fumu
一会儿她来了问你什么 你随便应付就行
yihui’er ta laile wen ni shenme ni suibian yingfu jiuxing
到时候我在旁边配合你
dao shihou wo zai pangbian peihe ni
保洁员(贾玲):那要露馅了呢
baojie yuan (jia ling): Na yao louxianle ne
学生(何欢):你放心吧 有我在肯定露不了陷啊
xuesheng (he huan): Ni fangxin ba you wo zai kending lu buliao xian a
你看你一说露馅 你衣服上这个字就露馅了(家政服务)
ni kan ni yi shuo louxian ni yifu shang zhege zi jiu louxianle (jiazheng fuwu)
保洁员(贾玲):对 我赶紧把它给脱了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Dui wo ganjin ba ta gei tuole
学生(何欢):穿上 赶紧穿上 我的天哪 怎么
xuesheng (he huan): Chuan shang ganjin chuan shang wo de tian na zenme
你得了 你还是脱了吧
ni deliao ni haishi tuole ba
这样 那屋有我妈的衣服 你赶紧去换上 好不好
zheyang na wu you wo ma de yifu ni ganjin qu huan shang haobu hao
保洁员(贾玲):行行
baojie yuan (jia ling): Hang hang
学生(何欢):感谢啊
xuesheng (he huan): Ganxie a
保洁员(贾玲):什么事啊这是
baojie yuan (jia ling): Shenme shi a zhe shi
:门铃声:
: Men lingsheng:
学生(何欢):来了来了来了
Xuesheng (he huan): Laile laile laile
那个 老师好 快进
nage laoshi hao kuai jin
老师(张小斐):1006是一楼啊
laoshi (zhangxiaofei):1006 Shi yi lou a
学生(何欢):那个 老师真不好意思
xuesheng (he huan): Nage laoshi zhen bu haoyisi
我们这个小区啊 都是这个样子
women zhege xiaoqu a dou shi zhege yangzi
老师(张小斐):了解了解
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Liaojie liaojie
啊 对了 来 这个给你
a duile lai zhege gei ni
:老师拿出袋子:
: Laoshi na chu daizi:
学生(何欢):不是老师 你说你来就来吧
Xuesheng (he huan): Bushi laoshi ni shuo ni lai jiu lai ba
你还给我带什么东西啊
ni hai gei wo dai shenme dongxi a
老师(张小斐):我不你老师吗 应该的
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Wo bu ni laoshi ma yinggai de
学生(何欢):这是什么呀
xuesheng (he huan): Zhe shi shenme ya
老师(张小斐):你的寒假作业
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Ni de hanjia zuoye
你说你这孩子 这放寒假了寒假作业不往家拿
ni shuo ni zhe haizi zhe fang hanjiale hanjia zuoye bu wang jia na
开学交啥啊 焦头烂额呀
kaixue jiao sha a jiaotoulan’e ya
哈哈哈哈 老师幽默不 诶 家长呢
hahaha ha laoshi youmo bu ei jiazhang ne
学生(何欢):那个 老师你坐 我去喊啊
xuesheng (he huan): Nage laoshi ni zuo wo qu han a
老师(张小斐):好的好的
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Hao de hao de
学生(何欢):老师你坐
xuesheng (he huan): Laoshi ni zuo
妈！老师来了！妈！老师来了
ma! Laoshi laile! Ma! Laoshi laile
:穿篮球服的保洁员出场:
: Chuan lanqiu fu de baojie yuan chuchang:
学生(何欢):你把我爸的衣服穿上干啥呀
Xuesheng (he huan): Ni ba wo ba de yifu chuan shang gan sha ya
保洁员(贾玲):你妈的衣服我穿不上
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni ma de yifu wo chuan bu shang
学生(何欢):那个 没事啊
xuesheng (he huan): Nage meishi a
老师 给您介绍一下 这是我的妈妈
laoshi gei nin jieshao yixia zhe shi wo de mama
这是我们老师
zhe shi women laoshi
老师(张小斐):你好
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Ni hao
:老师和保洁员握手 拥抱 屡次不成功:
: Laoshi he baojie yuan woshou yongbao luci bu chenggong:
保洁员(贾玲):你看…你你…嘎！
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni kan…ni ni…ga!
:保洁员一拳打到老师:
: Baojie yuan yi quan da dao laoshi:
老师(张小斐):妈呀 这拳打得我 焦头烂额的
Laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Ma ya zhe quan da de wo jiaotoulan’e de
学生(何欢):那个 老师你坐啊坐坐坐
xuesheng (he huan): Nage laoshi ni zuo a zuo zuo zuo
保洁员(贾玲):哎哟 我太紧张了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Aiyo wo tai jinzhangle
学生(何欢):你干啥玩意 现在紧张什么 坐坐坐
xuesheng (he huan): Ni gan sha wanyi xianzai jinzhang shenme zuo zuo zuo
老师(张小斐):你好 我是小明的老师 贾老师
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Ni hao wo shi xiaoming de laoshi jia laoshi
保洁员(贾玲):你好 我是小明的妈妈 贾(假)妈妈
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni hao wo shi xiaoming de mama jia (jia) mama
老师(张小斐):啊？
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): A?
保洁员(贾玲):我也姓贾
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo ye xing jia
老师(张小斐):我记得资料上显示小明的家长叫王桂香啊
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Wo jide ziliao shang xianshi xiaoming de jiazhang jiao wangguixiang a
保洁员(贾玲):那是小明的父亲:暗示隔壁老王:
baojie yuan (jia ling): Na shi xiaoming de fuqin: Anshi gebi lao wang:
老师(张小斐):张小明的父亲叫王桂香?
Laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Zhangxiaoming de fuqin jiao wangguixiang?
保洁员(贾玲):老师吃个橘子
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Laoshi chi ge juzi
老师(张小斐):谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Xiexiexiexiexiexie
学生(何欢):老师是这样啊
xuesheng (he huan): Laoshi shi zheyang a
我们家人员构成啊 比较复杂
women jia renyuan goucheng a bijiao fuza
老师(张小斐):了解了解
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Liaojie liaojie
学生(何欢):你干啥啊你想
xuesheng (he huan): Ni gan sha a ni xiang
保洁员(贾玲):我太紧张了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo tai jinzhangle
学生(何欢):你这样 你别紧张行不行
xuesheng (he huan): Ni zheyang ni bie jinzhang xing buxing
你紧张看我 咱俩儿打配合好不好
ni jinzhang kan wo zan lia er da peihe haobu hao
保洁员(贾玲):行行行
baojie yuan (jia ling): Hang hang xing
学生(何欢):那个 老师 那个 您继续
xuesheng (he huan): Nage laoshi nage nin jixu
老师(张小斐):那我就正式开始谈了
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Na wo jiu zhengshi kaishi tanle
我看一下啊:翻看册子:嗯 是这样
wo kan yixia a: Fan kan cezi: N shi zheyang
这个前两天啊 小明在学校和同学发生了点口角
zhege qian liang tian a xiaoming zai xuexiao he tongxue fashengle dian koujiao
甚至说呢还产生了一些肢体上的冲突
shenzhi shuo ne hai chanshengle yixie zhiti shang de chongtu
造成了比较不好的影响 这件事情您知道吧
zaochengle bijiao bu hao de yingxiang zhe jian shiqing nin zhidao ba
学生(何欢):迎合老师
xuesheng (he huan): Yinghe laoshi
保洁员(贾玲):不错不错
baojie yuan (jia ling): Bucuo bucuo
老师(张小斐):不是啊 我是说您孩子跟人打架了
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Bushi a wo shi shuo nin hai zi gen ren dajiale
造成了不太好的影响
zao cheng liao bu tai hao de yingxiang
保洁员(贾玲):影…影…我孩子影响力这一块非常厉害呀
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ying…ying…wo hai zi yingxiang li zhe yikuai feichang lihai ya
学生(何欢):说啥呢 道歉 说啥呢
xuesheng (he huan): Shuo sha ne daoqian shuo sha ne
保洁员(贾玲):老师对不起啊 给您添麻烦了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Laoshi duibuqi a gei nin tian mafanle
老师(张小斐):这个 虽然不是什么大问题吧
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Zhege suiran bushi shenme da wenti ba
但是也希望能引起家长的重视
danshi ye xiwang neng yinqi jiazhang de zhongshi
另外我听小明说您平时在国外工作
lingwai wo ting xiaoming shuo nin pingshizai guowai gongzuo
保洁员(贾玲):对
baojie yuan (jia ling): Dui
老师(张小斐):那我插句题外话
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Na wo cha ju ti waihua
您在哪个国家的哪个城市
nin zai nage guojia de nage chengshi
保洁员(贾玲):咱们不插题外话
baojie yuan (jia ling): Zanmen bu cha ti waihua
老师(张小斐):哎呀真是冒失了冒失了
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Aiya zhenshi maoshile maoshile
我没有别的意思啊
wo meiyou bie de yisi a
我就是想问啊 您平时在国外工作忙吗
wo jiushi xiang wen a nin pingshi zai guowai gongzuo mang ma
是用什么方式关心和教育您孩子的呢
shi yong shenme fangshi guanxin he jiaoyu nin haizi de ne
保洁员(贾玲):教育方式啊
baojie yuan (jia ling): Jiaoyu fangshi a
我平时就是 给他削铅笔 包书皮 那个
wo pingshi jiushi gei ta xue qianbi bao shupi nage
不是这个问题我不知道怎么回答
bushi zhege wenti wo bu zhidao zenme huida
学生(何欢):那个 老师啊 是这样的
xuesheng (he huan): Nage laoshi a shi zheyang de
就是我的妈妈啊 可能是刚回国
jiushi wo de mama a keneng shi gang huiguo
她在国外啊一直说英文
ta zai guowai a yizhi shuo yingwen
还不太习惯 这个中文环境的这个交流
hai bu tai xiguan zhege zhongwen huanjing de zhege jiaoliu
有点听不懂
youdian ting bu dong
保洁员(贾玲):Sorry(抱歉)
baojie yuan (jia ling):Sorry(baoqian)
老师(张小斐):这个 了解了解
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Zhege liaojie liaojie
Since you’re abroad most of the time, I’m wondering how you usually care about and educate your kid.(既然您大部分时间都在国外 我想知道您平时是怎么关心自己孩子的教育)
Since you’re abroad most of the time, I’m wondering how you usually care about and educate your kid.(Jiran nin da bufen shijian dou zai guowai wo xiang zhidao nin pingshi shi zenme guanxin ziji haizi de jiaoyu)
保洁员(贾玲):回国了 我还是想习惯一下母语
baojie yuan (jia ling): Huiguole wo haishi xiang xiguan yixia muyu
老师(张小斐):OK(好的)
laoshi (zhangxiaofei):OK(hao de)
反正不管用什么语言交流吧
fanzheng buguan yong shenme yuyan jiaoliu ba
我想说的呢 是无论您工作多忙
wo xiang shuo de ne shi wulun nin gongzuo duomang
教育孩子还是首要目的
jiaoyu hai zi huan shi shouyao mudi
您记着啊 我们学校的教育啊
nin jizhe a women xuexiao de jiaoyu a
不能没有家庭的配合
buneng meiyou jiating de peihe
家庭 才是一个人学习 做好事的起源之地
jiating cai shi yige ren xuexi zuo haoshi de qiyuan zhi di
唉 这不是我说的啊
ai zhe bushi wo shuo de a
是著名教育学家苏霍姆林斯基说的
shi zhuming jiaoyu xue jia su huo mu lin siji shuo de
您了解了吧
nin liaojiele ba
保洁员(贾玲):嗯嗯
baojie yuan (jia ling): N n
Eat eat个apple
Eat eat ge apple
老师(张小斐):谢谢 谢谢啊 基本就是这些
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Xie xie xie xie a jiben jiushi zhexie
其他还有些小问题啊
qita hai youxie xiao wenti a
:老师电话铃响:
: Laoshi dianhua ling xiang:
老师(张小斐):我的 让我看一下
Laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Wo de rang wo kan yixia
不好意思啊 我接个电话啊
bu haoyisi a wo jie ge dianhua a
保洁员(贾玲):小明你让我走吧
baojie yuan (jia ling): Xiaoming ni rang wo zou ba
学生(何欢):不行 你还没演完呢
xuesheng (he huan): Buxing ni hai mei yan wan ne
保洁员(贾玲):不要 我太紧张了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Buyao wo tai jinzhangle
学生(何欢):大姐你别紧张 你要放平心态
xuesheng (he huan): Dajie ni bie jinzhang ni yao fang ping xintai
保洁员(贾玲):老弟 大姐心态崩了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Laodi dajie xintai bengle
学生(何欢):你说啥呢 你崩了我怎么办 我跟你说…
xuesheng (he huan): Ni shuo sha ne ni bengle wo zenme ban wo gen ni shuo…
:学生电话铃响:
: Xuesheng dianhua ling xiang:
学生(何欢):等会儿 我电话 你不要走啊
Xuesheng (he huan): Deng hui er wo dianhua ni buyao zou a
我爸！你等会儿 我也得崩了
wo ba! Ni deng hui er wo ye de bengle
保洁员(贾玲):你让我走吧你
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni rang wo zou ba ni
学生(何欢):诶 爸
xuesheng (he huan): Ei ba
爸爸(许君聪):老爸想你了 给你打个电话
baba (xujuncong): Lao ba xiang nile gei ni da ge dianhua
学生(何欢):那个 爸什么时候回来啊
xuesheng (he huan): Nage ba shenme shihou huilai a
爸爸(许君聪):怎么着 你也想爸了？
baba (xujuncong): Zenmezhe ni ye xiang bale?
学生(何欢):爸 想你 天天想你
Xuesheng (he huan): Ba xiang ni tiantian xiang ni
我巴不得你现在就回来呢
wo babude ni xianzai jiu huilai ne
:门口:爸爸(许君聪):儿子你看谁回来了！
: Menkou: Baba (xujuncong): Erzi ni kan shei huilaile!
学生(何欢):爸！x3
Xuesheng (he huan): Ba!X3
爸爸(许君聪):儿子！x3
baba (xujuncong): Erzi!X3
:关门声:
: Guanmen sheng:
学生(何欢):我的天哪
Xuesheng (he huan): Wo de tian na
保洁员(贾玲):你爸不是在国外吗 你说这怎么办
baojie yuan (jia ling): Ni ba bushi zai guowai ma ni shuo zhe zenme ban
学生(何欢):我不知道
xuesheng (he huan): Wo bu zhidao
爸爸(许君聪):你这干嘛呢 怎么还给爸关外边了
baba (xujuncong): Ni zhe gan ma ne zenme hai gei ba guan waibianle
学生(何欢):没有 爸 这是 看见你可能有点太激动啦
xuesheng (he huan): Meiyou ba zhe shi kanjian ni keneng youdian tai jidong la
爸爸(许君聪):这位是？
baba (xujuncong): Zhe wei shi?
学生(何欢):她 那个 她…她是我们班主任
Xuesheng (he huan): Ta nage ta…ta shi women banzhuren
来家访来了
lai jiafang laile
爸爸(许君聪):哦 老师老师 您好您好 幸会幸会啊
baba (xujuncong): O laoshi laoshi nin hao nin hao xing hui xing hui a
老师您先坐 我 我把行李放一下 马上啊
laoshi nin xian zuo wo wo ba xingli fang yixia mashang a
保洁员(贾玲):怎么还一人分饰两角啊
baojie yuan (jia ling): Zenme huan yiren fen shi liang jiao a
学生(何欢):帮帮忙 感谢感谢啊
xuesheng (he huan): Bang bangmang ganxie ganxie a
爸爸(许君聪):老师老师 来来来 您快坐啊
baba (xujuncong): Laoshi laoshi lai lai lai nin kuai zuo a
这孩子在学校啊 您还真是多费心了
zhe haizi zai xuexiao a nin hai zhenshi duo feixinle
真不是我刻意和您套近乎啊
zhen bushi wo keyi he nin taojinhu a
我有一件和您一模一样的篮球服
wo youyi jian he nin yimuyiyang de lanqiu fu
就在屋里放着呢 我给你拿来你看看好不好
jiu zai wu li fang zhene wo gei ni na lai ni kan kanhaobu hao
保洁员(贾玲):不不不不不 那个
baojie yuan (jia ling): Bu bu bu bu bu nage
咱们先聊一聊孩子的教育问题
zanmen xian liao yi liao haizi de jiaoyu wenti
爸爸(许君聪):好 好 老师您这次来家访的主要目的是？
baba (xujuncong): Haohao laoshi nin zhe ci lai jiafang de zhuyao mudi shi?
保洁员(贾玲):我 我的主要目的是
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo wo de zhuyao mudi shi
学生(何欢):老师啥样你啥样
xuesheng (he huan): Laoshi sha yang ni sha yang
保洁员(贾玲):那…我们就正式开始谈
baojie yuan (jia ling): Na…women jiu zhengshi kaishi tan
爸爸(许君聪):好
baba (xujuncong): Hao
:保洁员想学老师跷二郎腿跷不起来:
: Baojie yuan xiang xue laoshi qiao erlangtui qiao bu qilai:
保洁员(贾玲):小明最近在学校啊 有一些小问题
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Xiaoming zuijin zai xuexiao a you yixie xiao wenti
小明最近在学校呢 跟同学 跟同学…
xiaoming zuijin zai xuexiao ne gen tongxue gen tongxue…
学生(何欢):发生了点口角
xuesheng (he huan): Fashengle dian koujiao
保洁员(贾玲):对 给同学抠脚
baojie yuan (jia ling): Dui gei tongxue kou jiao
那样都给人抠急眼了啊 造成了非常不好的影响
nayang dou ji ren kou jiyanle a zaochengle feichang bu hao de yingxiang
爸爸(许君聪):不是 你不好好上课 你抠同学脚干啥
baba (xujuncong): Bushi ni bu haohao shangke ni kou tongxue jiao gan sha
学生(何欢):不是 我什么时候抠同学脚了
xuesheng (he huan): Bushi wo shenme shihou kou tongxue jiaole
爸爸(许君聪):怎么就犟 你在那犟
baba (xujuncong): Zenme jiu jiang ni zai na jiang
你看我一会儿怎么收拾你啊
ni kan wo yihui’er zenme shoushi ni a
来 老师你继续说
lai laoshi ni jixu shuo
保洁员(贾玲):还有就是 平时您在国外忙吗
baojie yuan (jia ling): Hai you jiushi pingshi nin zai guowai mang ma
为什么不多抽一些时间来陪陪孩子呢
weisheme bu duo chou yixie shijian lai pei pei haizi ni
爸爸(许君聪):我呀 跟孩子他妈一直在国外做生意
baba (xujuncong): Wo ya gen haizi ta ma yizhi zai guowai zuo shengyi
最近一段时间不知道什么原因生意做得特别忙
zuijin yiduan shijian bu zhidao shenme yuanyin shengyi zuo de tebie mang
不瞒您说 我们在国外的生活起居都得靠找家政
bu man nin shuo women zai guowai de shenghuo qiju dou de kao zhao jiazheng
保洁员(贾玲):哦 那我也插个题外话
baojie yuan (jia ling): O na wo ye cha ge ti waihua
爸爸(许君聪):好
baba (xujuncong): Hao
保洁员(贾玲):国外的家政多少钱
baojie yuan (jia ling): Guowai de jiazheng duoshao qian
爸爸(许君聪):一天两百
baba (xujuncong): Yitian liang bai
保洁员(贾玲):嘿嘿嘿 那不高 国内也差不多就这价
baojie yuan (jia ling): Heiheihei na bu gao guonei ye chabuduo jiu zhe jia
爸爸(许君聪):哦 我说的是外币 折合成人民币是一千多
baba (xujuncong): O wo shuo de shi waibi zhehe cheng renminbi shi yiqian duo
保洁员(贾玲):哦 哦 那就是 如果说 就是说
baojie yuan (jia ling): O o na jiushi ruguo shuo jiushi shuo
我要是想去的话有没有什么渠道呢 就是去那个
wo yaoshi xiang qu dehua you meiyou she me qudao ne jiushi qu nage
学生(何欢):那个 那个 那个 老师
xuesheng (he huan): Nage nage nage laoshi
老师你说这些干什么 啊？
laoshi ni shuo zhexie gan shenme a?
保洁员(贾玲):我 我是什么意思呢
Baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo wo shi shenme yisi ne
哎呀 我的意思是 你都一千多找家政的人了
aiya wo de yisi shi ni dou yiqian duo zhao jiazheng de renle
怎么就不知道多抽点时间陪陪孩子呢
zenme jiu bu zhidao duo chou dian shijian pei pei haizi ni
你记着啊 学校的教育不能缺少家庭的配合
ni jizhe a xuexiao de jiaoyu buneng queshao jiating de peihe
家庭才是一个人学习 做好事的起源之地
jiating cai shi yige ren xuexi zuo haoshi de qiyuan zhi di
啊 这话不是我说的啊
a zhe hua bushi wo shuo de a
是著名教育学家苏 苏 苏…
shi zhuming jiaoyu xue jia su su su…
学生(何欢):苏霍姆林斯基
xuesheng (he huan): Su huo mu lin siji
保洁员(贾玲):苏联大货司机说的
baojie yuan (jia ling): Sulian da huo si ji shuo de
爸爸(许君聪):好！
baba (xujuncong): Hao!
一个平平凡凡的大货司机 道出了人生的真谛
Yige pingping fanfan de da huo si ji dao chule rensheng de zhendi
我一定要向他学习 老师您继续说来
wo yiding yao xiang ta xuexi laoshi nin jixu shuo lai
保洁员(贾玲):基本上就是这些情况 还有都是一些小问题
baojie yuan (jia ling): Jiben shang jiushi zhexie qingkuang hai you dou shi yixie xiao wenti
行 没什么事我就先走了啊
xing mei shenme shi wo jiu xian zoule a
爸爸(许君聪):啊 别别别别别 老师您别走
baba (xujuncong): A bie bie bie bie bie laoshi nin bie zou
我还有好多问题要问您呐
wo hai you haoduo wenti yao wen nin na
保洁员(贾玲):不行了 我知道的问题都问完了
baojie yuan (jia ling): Buxingle wo zhidao de wenti dou wen wanliao
爸爸(许君聪):啊？
baba (xujuncong): A?
哦不不不 老师我留您在家吃个饭好不好
O bu bu bu laoshi wo liu nin zaijia chi ge fan hao bu hao
保洁员(贾玲):我也不饿呀
baojie yuan (jia ling): Wo ye bu e ya
老师(张小斐):哎呀 实在不好意思啊 这个 卫生间在哪？
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Aiya shi zai bu haoyisi a zhege weishengjian zai na?
学生(何欢):那儿！
Xuesheng (he huan): Na’er!
老师(张小斐):这下有点焦头烂额了 这边这边
Laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Zhe xia youdian jiaotoulan’ele zhe bian zhe bian
爸爸(许君聪):这人干嘛的
baba (xujuncong): Zhe ren gan ma de
学生(何欢):那个 她 她 她
xuesheng (he huan): Nage ta ta ta
她是我雇的保洁(员) 给家里打扫卫生的
ta shi wo gu de baojie (yuan) gei jiali dasao weisheng de
爸爸(许君聪):现在这保洁都这么不专业吗
baba (xujuncong): Xianzai zhe baojie dou zheme bu zhuanye ma
保洁员(贾玲):专业的保洁(员)还是很专业的
baojie yuan (jia ling): Zhuanye de baojie (yuan) haishi hen zhuanye de
爸爸(许君聪):太奇怪了啊 刚到人家家里边什么活都没干
baba (xujuncong): Tai qiguaile a gang dao renjia jiali bian shenme huo dou mei gan
先上了个厕所 没有礼貌 这得一会儿出来我得好好收拾她
xian shangle ge cesuo meiyou limao zhe de yihui’er chulai wo de haohao shoushi ta
老师来 我们继续聊
laoshi lai women jixu liao
老师(张小斐):哎呀 嘿嘿 冒失了冒失了
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Aiya hei hei maoshile maoshile
这个 刚才没来得及问啊 这位是？
zhege gangcai mei laideji wen a zhe wei shi?
爸爸(许君聪):我是小明的父亲
Baba (xujuncong): Wo shi xiaoming de fuqin
老师(张小斐):哦 你好啊 王桂香
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): O ni hao a wangguixiang
爸爸(许君聪):什么王桂香啊
baba (xujuncong): Shenme wangguixiang a
不是 我真的好奇怪了 你知道自己是做什么的吗
bushi wo zhen de hao qiguaile ni zhidao ziji shi zuo shenme de ma
老师(张小斐):我当然知道了
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Wo dangran zhidaole
爸爸(许君聪):那你是做什么的
baba (xujuncong): Na ni shi zuo shenme de
老师(张小斐):我可以非常骄傲地说一句 我 是一名园丁
laoshi (zhangxiaofei): Wo keyi feichang jiao’ao de shuo yiju wo shi yi ming yuanding
爸爸(许君聪):园丁？那你浇花去啊
baba (xujuncong): Yuanding? Na ni jiao hua qu a
保洁员(贾玲):浇花一会儿我去
baojie yuan (jia ling): Jiao hua yihui’er wo qu
爸爸(许君聪):不 这事儿怎么能让您干呢
baba (xujuncong): Bu zhe shi er zenme neng rang nin gan ne
保洁员(贾玲):这事都是我应该做的
baojie yuan (jia ling): Zhe shi dou shi wo yinggai zuo de
爸爸(许君聪):看看 看见没 啊 这就叫园丁精神
baba (xujuncong): Kan kan kanjian mei a zhe jiu jiao yuanding jingshen
再看看你 精神涣散 什么活都没干先上了个厕所
zai kan kan ni jingshen huansan shenme huo dou mei gan xian shangle ge cesuo
不 有你这样的吗
bu you ni
老师(张小斐):不是 你等会儿 我怎么有点儿蒙圈了呢
这个 这小明父亲啊 虽然我不明白你为什么要用这种态度对我
但我还是很有必要把小明在学校的表现好好跟你说一说
爸爸(许君聪):等等 小明在学校的表现
啊 我明白了 你不是小明请来的清洁工
你是学校的清洁工！
老师(张小斐):我不是学校的清洁工 我是小明的班主任 贾老师
爸爸(许君聪):您是小明的班主任贾老师
老师(张小斐):是我呀
爸爸(许君聪):那你是谁呀
保洁员(贾玲):我是剧中小明母亲的扮演者
爸爸(许君聪):你给我站住
小兔崽子 我在外边起早贪黑地干活啊
:争吵中……:
保洁员(贾玲):住手 小明的父亲
起来了
我这里包怕压:拿起屁股下的包:
爸爸(许君聪):小兔崽子 我今天…抽死你…
保洁员(贾玲):行了行了 有什么话不能好好说 怎么还要动手呢
爸爸(许君聪):什么都能好好说 撒谎不能好好说
保洁员(贾玲):是 孩子是撒谎了
可你有没有想过他为什么会变成这样啊
说实话啊 我今天之所以留下来 不光是因为孩子说要投诉我
更多的是 我觉得 我觉得 挺可怜的
刚才我去后屋换衣服 看见那一屋子的方便面呐
你给他那么多钱 他是怎么花的呢？
过去我以为 留守儿童现象只有在咱们农村才有
没想到 在你们城里也挺普遍的啊
我干保洁(这一行)这么长时间
见到太多这样的家庭了
我是看到了 不敢说
但是今天 既然赋予了我母亲这样一个角色
我就应该说出这样的台词
我认为 孩子需要的是陪伴 不是钱！
:掌声:
学生(何欢):也别一分钱也不给
爸爸(许君聪):你说得对
其实啊 我们当家长的在外边努力打拼
就是希望能给孩子一个美好的将来
没想到 却忽略了孩子的现在
我反思 从今往后 爸一定改
保洁员(贾玲):你看 这不挺好吗 一下和解了
行 没什么事我先走了啊
学生(何欢):那个 大姐等一下
保洁员(贾玲):啊？
学生(何欢):这二百块钱你拿着
保洁员(贾玲):不不不 我今天什么活都没干 这钱我不能要
学生(何欢):这不是你的劳务费 这是你的演出费
保洁员(贾玲):那我拿一百吧 主要是这个角色呀 确实不太适合我
行 那我先走了啊 记得啊 以后需要保洁 记得叫我
:门把手又掉了:
保洁员(贾玲):这一百也给你吧
你家这门啊 确实该修修了
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小品：真假老师 (Xiao Pin : Zhen Jia Lao Shi) – English Translation
Oops, this cleaner is too difficult to do now
The customer lives on the tenth floor and the elevator is broken
I was born to climb the tenth floor, but I was exhausted
Hello, is it the owner of 1006? I’m the cleaner you hired
I’m on the tenth floor
Oh, 1006 is the first floor
Then wait for me for a while
Oh my god, I ran wrong
Student (He Huan): Here comes here comes
Oh my goodness, it’s counted
Cleaner (Jia Ling): 1006 is the first floor
Student (He Huan): That’s really embarrassing
Our community is like this
You come in first. Let me tell you about my situation first. I…
Cleaner (Jia Ling): No, let me introduce my situation to you first
I’m Xiaojia, a cleaner, five years of work and zero complaints
Our service tenet is from the ceiling to the floor
Make sure to wash you clean and spotless
: The door handle is off:
This doorknob has a lot of bacteria. I’ll take care of it for you
Student (He Huan): Big Sister
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Brother, I didn’t mean to pay you for how much money
Student (He Huan): Sister, I don’t just need you to pay for this, I also pay you normally
But can you promise me a little thing
Cleaner (Jia Ling): What’s the matter?
Student (He Huan): Yes, I am a high school student
I made a mistake at school. The teacher wants to visit home
But my parents are abroad and not at home
The teacher will be there soon, so
Look, I hope you can help me…you…can…no…
I’m a little embarrassed to speak
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I see, what’s the embarrassment to say
Is it such a thing? You made a mistake at school
The teacher is coming to visit home, but your parents are not at home when they go abroad
But the teacher will be here soon
Student (He Huan): Yes
Cleaner (Jia Ling): When does the teacher arrive?
Student (He Huan): Ten o’clock
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I’ll clean up for you at 9:50
Student (He Huan): No, no, no, no, sister, you misunderstood
I want you to act my mom for me
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Are you kidding me, don’t you lie?
It’s not appropriate to play your mother at my age, right?
Student (He Huan): Be old and old
I said my mother gave birth to me forty late, can I do it?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Goodbye
Student (He Huan): No, big sister, please help me
Cleaner (Jia Ling): No, I can’t help you, I can’t act
No, I have to go. I really have to go.
Student (He Huan): You go, if you go, I will complain to you
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Is it useful for you to complain to me?
You have to tell me how to act my dear son
Student (He Huan): Sit down
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I have no complaints in five years. You say me this
Student (He Huan): Thank you
That’s it. My teacher has never seen my parents
After a while, she came and asked you what you want.
I’ll be there to cooperate with you then
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Then it’s going to be revealed
Student (He Huan): Don’t worry
You see, as soon as you say that you show stuffing, the word on your clothes reveals stuffing (housekeeping service)
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Yes, I quickly took it off
Student (He Huan): Put it on, put it on quickly, my goodness.
You have it, you should take it off
There are my mom’s clothes in that room, so you hurry up and change them, okay?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): OK
Student (He Huan): Thank you
Cleaner (Jia Ling): What is this?
:Door bell:
Student (He Huan): Here comes here comes
Hello teacher, fast forward
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): 1006 is the first floor
Student (He Huan): That teacher is so embarrassed
Our community is like this
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): understand
Ah yes, here’s this for you
: The teacher takes out the bag:
Student (He Huan): Not a teacher, just come if you say you come
What else do you bring me
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Am I not your teacher? I should
Student (He Huan): What is this?
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Your winter homework
You said your child, it’s winter vacation and don’t take homework during winter vacation
What are you going to do at the beginning of school?
Hahahaha, the teacher is not humorous, eh, where’s the parents
Student (He Huan): That teacher, sit down and let me shout
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): OK, OK
Student (He Huan): Teacher, sit down
mom! The teacher is here! mom! The teacher is coming
: The cleaner in the basketball uniform comes out:
Student (He Huan): What are you doing with my dad’s clothes?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I can’t put on your mother’s clothes
Student (He Huan): That’s okay
Teacher, let me introduce to you. This is my mother.
This is our teacher
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Hello
: The teacher and the cleaner shook hands and hugs repeatedly unsuccessful:
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Look…you…ga!
: The cleaner punched the teacher:
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Damn, this punch made me burn out
Student (He Huan): That teacher, sit down and sit down
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Oh, I’m so nervous
Student (He Huan): What are you doing? What are you nervous about? Sit down
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Hello, I am Xiaoming’s teacher, Teacher Jia
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Hello, I’m Xiao Ming’s mother Jia (fake) mother
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Huh?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): My surname is Jia too
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): I remember that Xiao Ming’s parent is named Wang Guixiang in the information.
Cleaner (Jia Ling): That’s Xiao Ming’s father: implying that the next door Lao Wang:
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Zhang Xiaoming’s father is Wang Guixiang?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Teacher eat an orange
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Thank you, thank you, thank you
Student (He Huan): This is how the teacher is
The composition of our family is more complicated
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): understand
Student (He Huan): What are you doing?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I’m too nervous
Student (He Huan): If you are like this, don’t be nervous, can you
You are nervous to see me, can we cooperate well?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): good job
Student (He Huan): That teacher, that you continue
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Then I will officially start talking
Let me take a look: Look through the booklet: Yes, that’s it
Two days ago, Xiao Ming had a quarrel with his classmates at school
It even said that there were some physical conflicts
Caused a relatively bad influence, do you know this?
Student (He Huan): Catering to the teacher
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Not bad, not bad
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): No, I mean your child had a fight with someone
Caused a not-so-good effect
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Shadow… Shadow… My child’s influence is very powerful.
Student (He Huan): What do you say, apology, what do you say
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I’m sorry, I’ve caused you trouble
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): This is not a big problem, right?
But I also hope to attract the attention of parents
In addition, I heard Xiaoming say that you usually work abroad
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Yes
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Then I will add a digression
Which city in which country are you in
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Let’s not interrupt the topic
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Oh, it’s so reckless
I don’t mean anything else
I just want to ask, are you busy working abroad?
In what way do you care and educate your child?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Education method
I usually sharpen his pencil and wrap his book cover.
It’s not this question I don’t know how to answer
Student (He Huan): That teacher is like this
It’s my mother, maybe she just returned home
She always speaks English when she is abroad
I’m not used to this communication in this Chinese environment
I don’t understand
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Sorry (sorry)
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): This understands
Since you’re abroad most of the time, I’m wondering how you usually care about and educate your kid.
Cleaner (Jia Ling): After returning to China, I still want to get used to my mother tongue
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): OK
Anyway, no matter what language you use to communicate
What I want to say is that no matter how busy you are at work
Educating children is the primary purpose
Remember the education in our school
Can’t live without the cooperation of the family
Family is where one learns to do good deeds
Alas, this is not what I said
Is said by the famous educator Suhomlinsky
You understand
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Yeah
Eat eat apple
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Thank you, thank you, that’s basically it
There are other minor problems
: Teacher’s phone is ringing:
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Mine, let me see
Sorry, let me answer the call
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Xiaoming, let me go
Student (He Huan): No, you haven’t finished the performance yet
Cleaner (Jia Ling): No, I’m too nervous
Student (He Huan): Sister, don’t be nervous, you have to calm down
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Brother and sister mentality collapsed
Student (He Huan): What are you talking about? What should I do if you collapse? Let me tell you…
: Student phone rings:
Student (He Huan): I’ll call you later, don’t go
My Father! Wait a minute, I have to collapse too
Cleaner (Jia Ling): You let me go
Student (He Huan): Oh, dad
Dad (Xu Juncong): Dad missed you, call you
Student (He Huan): When will dad be back?
Dad (Xu Juncong): What’s the matter, you miss Dad too?
Student (He Huan): Dad misses you every day
I wish you would come back now
: Doorway: Dad (Xu Juncong): Son, do you see who is back!
Student (He Huan): Dad! x3
Dad (Xu Juncong): Son! x3
: Door closing sound:
Student (He Huan): Oh my goodness
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Isn’t your dad in a foreign country? What do you say about this?
Student (He Huan): I don’t know
Dad (Xu Juncong): What are you doing? Why did you return it to Dad?
Student (He Huan): No. Dad, this is. I might be a little too excited to see you
Dad (Xu Juncong): This one is?
Student (He Huan): She, that, she…she is our class teacher
Come home visit
Dad (Xu Juncong): Oh, teacher, hello, hello, lucky to meet
Teacher, sit down first. I will put my luggage right away.
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Why are you still playing two roles for one person?
Student (He Huan): Thank you for helping out
Dad (Xu Juncong): Teacher, teacher, come, come, sit down
This kid is at school. You really bother
It’s not that I deliberately got close to you
I have a basketball uniform exactly like yours
Just put it in the house. I’ll show it to you, okay?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): No, no, no, no, that
Let’s talk about children’s education first
Dad (Xu Juncong): Okay, good teacher, what is the main purpose of your home visit this time?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): My main purpose is
Student (He Huan): What kind of teacher are you like
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Then… we will officially start talking
Dad (Xu Juncong): Good
: The cleaning staff wants to learn from the teacher and can’t get his legs up:
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Xiao Ming is at school recently and has some minor problems
Xiao Ming is at school recently, with classmates and classmates…
Student (He Huan): There was an argument
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Yes, pick your classmates’ feet
That makes people look eager, and it has a very bad effect.
Dad (Xu Juncong): No, you don’t go to class well, what are you doing with your classmate’s feet?
Student (He Huan): No, when did I pick my classmate’s feet
Dad (Xu Juncong): Why are you harassing you there?
Look at how I will clean you up in a while
Come on, teacher, keep talking
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Also, are you busy abroad?
Why not spend more time with your children
Dad (Xu Juncong): My mother and I have been doing business abroad
I don’t know why the business has been so busy recently
Let’s not tell you that we have to find housekeeping for our daily life abroad.
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Oh, let me add a digression
Dad (Xu Juncong): Good
Cleaner (Jia Ling): How much is housekeeping abroad?
Dad (Xu Juncong): Two hundred a day
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Hehehe, that’s not high, and the price is almost the same in China
Dad (Xu Juncong): Oh, I’m talking about foreign currency, which is more than one thousand yuan converted into RMB
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Oh, oh, that is, if you say, that is
If I want to go, is there any way to go?
Student (He Huan): That, that, that teacher
Teacher, what are you talking about?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): What do I mean by me
Oh, I mean you have more than a thousand people looking for housekeeping
Why don’t you know how to spend more time with your children?
Remember, school education cannot lack family cooperation
Family is where one learns to do good deeds
Ah, I didn’t say this
It’s the famous educator Su Su Su…
Student (He Huan): Suhomlinski
Cleaner (Jia Ling): What the Soviet Bulk Driver said
Dad (Xu Juncong): Good!
An ordinary bulky driver tells the true meaning of life
I must learn from him, teacher, keep talking
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Basically this is the situation and there are some minor problems
Okay. I’ll go now if there’s nothing wrong.
Dad (Xu Juncong): Ah, don’t don’t don’t don’t, teacher, don’t go
I still have a lot of questions for you
Cleaner (Jia Ling): Nothing, I have asked all the questions I know
Dad (Xu Juncong): Huh?
Oh no no no no, teacher, I will leave you at home for a meal, OK?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I’m not hungry either
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Oh, I’m so embarrassed, where is this bathroom?
Student (He Huan): There!
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): I’m a bit burnt now
Dad (Xu Juncong): What does this person do
Student (He Huan): That she she she
She is the cleaner (person) I hired to clean the house
Dad (Xu Juncong): Is the cleaning so unprofessional now?
Cleaning staff (Jia Ling): Professional cleaning (staff) is still very professional
Dad (Xu Juncong): It’s so weird. I didn’t do any work when I first arrived at someone’s house.
I went to the toilet first. It’s rude. I have to come out in a while. I have to clean her up.
Teacher come, let’s continue talking
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Oops, hey, I’m rash
I didn’t have time to ask just now. Is this one?
Dad (Xu Juncong): I am Xiao Ming’s father
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Oh, hello, Wang Guixiang
Dad (Xu Juncong): What Wang Guixiang?
No. I’m really weird. Do you know what you do?
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): Of course I know
Dad (Xu Juncong): Then what do you do
Teacher (Zhang Xiaofei): I can be very proud to say that I am a gardener
Dad (Xu Juncong): Gardener? Then you water the flowers
Cleaner (Jia Ling): I will water the flowers for a while
Dad (Xu Juncong): No, how can you do this?
Cleaner (Jia Ling): This is what I should do
Dad (Xu Juncong): See if you see it, ah, this is the gardener spirit
Look at you again
No you
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Pinyin Lyrics Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), He Huan (何欢) – 小品：真假老师 (Xiao Pin : Zhen Jia Lao Shi) 歌词
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