小品：婆婆妈妈 (Xiao Pin : Po Po Ma Ma) Lyrics – Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), Bo Yu (卜钰), Sun Ji Bin (孙集斌)
Singer: Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), Bo Yu (卜钰), Sun Ji Bin (孙集斌)
Title: 小品：婆婆妈妈 (Xiao Pin : Po Po Ma Ma)
外卖送的要是再快点就更完美了
Waimai song de yao shi zai kuai dian jiu geng wanmeile
就这两个菜是外卖送的
jiu zhe liang ge cai shi waimai song de
那剩下的菜
na sheng xia de cai
不都是我亲自下楼买的嘛
bu dou shi wo qinzi xia lou mai de ma
贾:哎呦，我这儿子还撒上娇了呢
jia: Ai you, wo zhe’er zi huan sa shang jiaole ne
斐:可不吗？
fei: Kebu ma?
妈跟你开玩笑呢
Ma gen ni kaiwanxiao ne
但是该说不说啊
danshi gai shuo bu shuo a
老公
laogong
今天你辛苦了啊
jintian ni xinkule a
卜:哎
bo: Ai
只要你们开心
zhiyao nimen kaixin
我一点都不辛苦
wo yidian dou bu xinku
贾:哎呀
jia: Aiya
此情此景，
ci qing ci jing,
你爸爸要是在，
ni baba yaoshi zai,
那该多好啊
na gai duo hao a
卜:哎，是啊
bo: Ai, shi a
要不然我进屋把我爸叫起来
yao buran wo jin wu ba wo ba jiao qilai
贾:别的了
jia: Bie dele
让他再睡会吧
rang ta zai shui hui ba
下午喝太多了
xiawu he tai duole
卜:行
bo: Xing
那咱们今天就不等我爸了
na zanmen jintian jiu bu deng wo bale
咱们仨先吃
zanmen sa xian chi
斐:哎，老公
fei: Ai, laogong
厨房是不是还炖着鱼呢
chufang shi bushi hai dunzhe yu ne
你赶紧看看
ni ganjin kan kan
别糊锅了
bie hu guole
卜:说的我都给忘了
bo: Shuo de wo du gei wangle
贾:哎呀，
jia: Aiya,
我这儿子让你指使的，
wo zhe er zi rang ni zhishi de,
像个仆人一样
xiang ge puren yiyang
斐:妈，怎么这么说呢
fei: Ma, zenme zheme shuo ne
贾:上一天班了，
jia: Shang yitian banle,
回来又是收拾屋子，
huilai you shi shoushi wuzi,
又是做饭的
you shi zuo fan de
别人不心疼，
bieren bu xinteng,
我这当妈的能不心疼吗？
wo zhe dang ma de neng bu xinteng ma?
斐:妈，你要这么说的话
Fei: Ma, ni yao zheme shuo dehua
我就冒昧的问您一句
wo jiu maomei de wen nin yiju
咱家的活，不也都是我爸干的吗？
zan jia de huo, bu ye du shi wo ba gan de ma?
你天天就是跳广场舞啊
Ni tiantian jiushi tiao guangchang wu a
贾:哎呀，你居然还跟我顶嘴
jia: Aiya, ni juran hai gen wo dingzui
你怎么能这么说呢？
ni zenme neng zheme shuo ne?
卜:怎么了？妈
Bo: Zenmeliao? Ma
贾:什么叫鸡腿只能婆婆吃啊
jia: Shenme jiao jitui zhi neng popo chi a
你也吃
ni ye chi
斐:谢谢妈
fei: Xiexie ma
贾，斐:哈哈哈哈哈
jia, fei: Hahahahaha
卜:真好啊
bo: Zhen hao a
看到你们俩相处的这么融洽啊
kan dao nimen lia xiangchu de zheme rongqia a
我这心里头好像突然就涌进了一股暖流
wo zhe xinli tou haoxiang turan jiu yong jinle yi gu nuanliu
贾:那肯定的啊，鱼汤都撒胸口上了
jia: Na kending de a, yu tang dou sa xiongkou shangle
卜:哎呀
bo: Aiya
斐:来来来
fei: Lai lai lai
卜:我接个电话
bo: Wo jie ge dianhua
哎，科长
ai, ke zhang
啊，你别动了
a, ni bie dongle
你等着我
ni dengzhe wo
妈，媳妇，我得出去一趟
ma, xifu, wo de chuqu yi tang
我们科长找我
women ke zhang zhao wo
贾:这么晚还出去
jia: Zheme wan hai chuqu
斐:多累啊
fei: Duo lei a
卜:只要你们两个开心
bo: Zhiyao nimen liang ge kaixin
我再累也高兴
wo zai lei ye gaoxing
贾，斐:我们两个肯定是好，开心
jia, fei: Women liang ge kending shi hao, kaixin
卜:走了啊
bo: Zoule a
贾，斐:注意安全，慢点
jia, fei: Zhuyi anquan, man dian
斐:哎呀，妈
fei: Aiya, ma
你看大伟都这么累了
ni kan da wei dou zheme leile
还总担心咱俩
hai zong danxin zan lia
你是不是别总无理取闹，找我事了
ni shi bushi bie zong wuliqunao, zhao wo shile
贾:呵呵，小斐
jia: Hehe, xiao fei
我无理取闹，找你事
wo wuliqunao, zhao ni shi
就在刚才，我说我不吃鸡蛋
jiu zai gangcai, wo shuo wo bu chi jidan
你往我碗里夹了个鹌鹑蛋
ni wang wo wan li jiale ge anchun dan
怎么的呢？
zenme de ne?
我不吃鸡蛋
Wo bu chi jidan
因为鸡蛋大啊
yinwei jidan da a
斐:妈，我那不是为了
fei: Ma, wo na bushi weile
在大伟面前显得温馨吗？
zai da wei mianqian xiande wenxin ma?
贾:我最烦你这一套了
Jia: Wo zui fan ni zhe yi taole
当大伟面一套
dang da wei mian yi tao
当我面一套
dang wo mian yi tao
你这不两面派吗？
ni zhe bu liangmianpai ma?
斐:大伟回来了
Fei: Da wei huilaile
贾:咱俩明天吃米线去啊
jia: Zan lia mingtian chi mixian qu a
斐:妈，你又何尝不是呢
fei: Ma, ni you hechang bushi ne
贾:张小斐，你耍计谋
jia: Zhangxiaofei, ni shua jimou
你说你怎么这么阴呢
ni shuo ni zenme zheme yin ne
斐:不是，妈
fei: Bushi, ma
好好好，妈
haohaohao, ma
我觉得大伟不在也挺好
wo juede da wei buzai ye ting hao
正好，咱俩利用这个独处的机会
zhenghao, zan lia liyong zhege duchu de jihui
把这么多年的意见
ba zheme duonian de yijian
都放在桌面上好好谈
dou fang zai zhuomian shang haohao tan
可以吗？
keyi ma?
贾:期待已久
Jia: Qidai yi jiu
你年轻你先说
ni nianqing ni xian shuo
斐:你一下子还给我问懵了
fei: Ni yixia zi huan gei wo wen mengle
主要我这人平时也不记仇啊
zhuyao wo zhe ren pingshi ye bu jichou a
你这么突然问我
ni zheme turan wen wo
那就上个月的16号吧
na jiu shang ge yue de 16 hao ba
咱俩因为保姆的事吵了一架
zan lia yinwei baomu de shi chaole yi jia
是不是还生我气呢
shi bushi hai sheng wo qi ne
贾:你还知道啊，花钱不说，
jia: Ni hai zhidao a, hua qian bu shuo,
人都知道我跟你们在一起住
ren dou zhidao wo gen nimen zai yiqi zhu
你还花钱请个保姆
ni hai hua qian qing ge baomu
要是传出去，人得怎么说我这个当老婆婆的
yaoshi chuan chuqu, ren de zenme shuo wo zhege dang laopopo de
斐:妈，我雇保姆
fei: Ma, wo gu baomu
不是怕你累吗？
bushi pa ni lei ma?
贾:小斐，你是怕我累啊
Jia: Xiao fei, ni shi pa wo lei a
还是觉得我干活邋遢啊
haishi juede wo gan huo lata a
斐:妈，我觉得你干活邋遢是因为累的
fei: Ma, wo juede ni gan huo lata shi yinwei lei de
贾:张小斐，你要这么说的话
jia: Zhangxiaofei, ni yao zheme shuo dehua
你是我见过的最不合格的儿媳妇
ni shi wo jianguo de zui bu hege de er xifu
斐:过了吧，妈
fei:Guole ba, ma
哪个婆婆这么说自己儿媳妇的
nage popo zheme shuo ziji er xifu de
贾:我婆婆
jia: Wo popo
当年我婆婆送给我的话，
dangnian wo popo song gei wo dehua,
现在我把它送给你
xianzai wo ba ta song gei ni
斐:妈，你要这么对我恶语相向的话
fei: Ma, ni yao zheme dui wo eyu xiangxiang dehua
那今天，
na jintian,
咱俩就好好掰扯掰扯
zan lia jiu haohao bai che bai che
贾:你不一定是个
jia: Ni bu yiding shige
许:哎呀，我的妈呀
xu: Aiya, wo de ma ya
这一觉睡的
zhe yi jue shui de
还是在睡一会
haishi zai shui yi hui
贾:你给我回来
jia: Ni gei wo huilai
许:不睡也行
xu: Bu shui ye xing
这是又咋的啦，你俩
zhe shi you za de la, ni lia
贾:评评理
jia: Ping pingli
许:你对
xu: Ni dui
贾:你给我回来，好好说
jia: Ni gei wo huilai, hao hao shuo
许:你说你俩啊，
xu: Ni shuo ni lia a,
儿子在家的时候，
erzi zaijia de shihou,
你们俩装的跟亲姐妹俩似的
nimen lia zhuang de gen qin jiemei lia shi de
只要儿子一出门，你俩就当我面吵吵
zhiyao erzi yi chumen, ni lia jiu dang wo mian chaochao
哎，我就纳闷了
ai, wo jiu namenle
都是男人
dou shi nanren
你俩咋就可我一个人嚯嚯呢
ni lia za jiu ke wo yige ren huo huo ne
再说了啊
zaishuole a
三天前你俩不刚吵完一架吗
san tian qian ni lia bu gang chao wan yi jia ma
贾:所以我忍她不是一天两天了
jia: Suoyi wo ren ta bushi yitian liang tianle
许:那这回是因为什么
xu: Na zhe hui shi yinwei she me
斐:还是因为家里雇保姆的事
fei: Haishi yin wei jiali gu baomu de shi
许:啊，要说这事，那我支持你妈
xu: A, yao shuo zhe shi, na wo zhichi ni ma
贾:你听听
jia: Ni ting ting
许:保姆必须雇
xu: Baomu bixu gu
要不然每天干活太累
yao buran meitian gan huo tai lei
贾:我在开除保姆
jia: Wo zai kaichu baomu
许:累，那是为了锻炼身体
xu: Lei, na shi weile duanlian shenti
保姆必须开除
baomu bixu kaichu
斐:爸，我雇保姆
fei: Ba, wo gu baomu
不是想让你俩轻松一点嘛
bushi xiang rang ni lia qingsong yidian ma
贾:你是觉得我干活邋遢
jia: Ni shi juede wo gan huo lata
斐:妈，我什么时候
fei: Ma, wo shenme shihou
爸，你说，
ba, ni shuo,
我妈干活邋遢吗？
wo ma gan huo lata ma?
许:要不保姆咱就留下来
Xu: Yao bu baomu zan jiu liu xialai
斐:而且吧
fei: Erqie ba
咱家那保姆工作态度特别好
zan jia na baomu gongzuo taidu tebie hao
许:对，不偷懒
xu: Dui, bu toulan
斐:饭做的也好吃，
fei: Fan zuo de ye hao chi,
许:屋子收拾的也干净
xu: Wuzi shoushi de ye ganjing
斐:人品也不错
fei: Ren pin ye bucuo
许:而且长得也不错，小丫头
xu: Erqie zhang de ye bucuo, xiao yatou
哈哈哈哈
ha ha ha ha
贾:必须开除
jia: Bixu kaichu
斐:爸，你看我妈总这样
fei: Ba, ni kan wo ma zong zheyang
贾:我这事我做的就没有错
jia: Wo zhe shi wo zuo de jiu meiyou cuo
许:哎呀，哎呀，行了你俩
xu: Aiya, aiya, xingle ni lia
你们俩能不能考虑别人的感受
nimen lia neng buneng kaolu bieren de ganshou
啊，你说你们俩天天这么吵，
a, ni shuo nimen lia tiantian zheme chao,
谁做难受
shei zuo nanshou
儿子最难受
erzi zui nanshou
我年轻的时候就饱受这种折磨
wo nianqing de shihou jiu bao shou zhe zhong zhemo
当时我就想，
dangshi wo jiu xiang,
是不是以后老了就好了
shi bushi yihou laole jiu haole
结果，老了更折磨
jieguo, laole geng zhemo
要我说，你俩这事，
yao wo shuo, ni lia zhe shi,
它就不分个对错
ta jiu bu fen ge dui cuo
是吧
shi ba
你俩应该站在对方的角度
ni lia yinggai zhan zai duifang de jiaodu
来思考问题
lai sikao wenti
咱比如说
zan biru shuo
你现在是儿媳妇，你现在是婆婆
ni xianzai shi er xifu, ni xianzai shi popo
身份互换了
shenfen hu huanle
针对这个事，你俩怎么沟通
zhendui zhege shi, ni lia zenme goutong
你俩先换一下
ni lia xian huan yixia
斐:我现在是婆婆
fei: Wo xianzai shi popo
许:对
xu: Dui
贾:我是儿媳妇
jia: Wo shi er xifu
许:对，还是这个事，
xu: Dui, haishi zhege shi,
你俩站在对方的角度
ni lia zhan zai duifang de jiaodu
重新沟通一次，
chongxin goutong yici,
来，开始
lai, kaishi
妈，我错了
ma, wo cuole
我这儿媳妇当的太失败了
wo zhe er xifu dang de tai shibaile
哎呀，我自己懒，想雇保姆
aiya, wo ziji lan, xiang gu baomu
我太猥琐了
wo tai weisuole
斐:我这个婆婆也不值得人尊敬啊
fei: Wo zhege popo ye bu zhide ren zunjing a
我什么忙帮不上，
wo shenme mang bang bu shang,
我还总说你
wo hai zong shuo ni
我简直是龌龊至极啊
wo jianzhi shi wochuo zhiji a
贾:我这个儿媳妇
jia: Wo zhege er xifu
值得所有人来唾弃我
zhide suoyou ren lai tuoqi wo
斐:我这个婆婆应该被钉在耻辱柱上
fei: Wo zhege popo yinggai bei ding zai chiru zhu shang
贾:我错了
jia: Wo cuole
斐:我错了
fei: Wo cuole
贾:我的错
jia: Wo de cuo
你揪我脖领
ni jiu wo boling
打我一顿吧
da wo yi dun ba
斐:折煞了
fei: Zhe shale
许:我错了
xu: Wo cuole
儿子也到你该抗事的年纪了
erzi ye dao ni gai kang shi de nianjile
爸老了，扛不住了
ba laole, kang bu zhule
哎呀
aiya
贾:小斐，我就问你
jia: Xiao fei, wo jiu wen ni
这些衣服，成天往沙发上堆
zhexie yifu, chengtian wang shafa shang dui
你看着就不闹挺吗？
ni kanzhe jiu bu nao ting ma?
斐:咱家闹挺的东西还少吗？
Fei: Zan jia nao ting de dongxi hai shao ma?
就比如说谁家会在客厅种大葱和大蒜吗？
Jiu biru shuo shei jia hui zai keting zhong dacong he dasuan ma?
贾:我愿意吃五花肉，放点蒜，
Jia: Wo yuanyi chi wuhuarou, fang dian suan,
我自己在客厅里种点，怎么了？
wo ziji zai keting li zhong dian, zenmeliao?
斐:你在客厅里种蒜可以，
Fei: Ni zai keting li zhong suan keyi,
但你不能在客厅里施肥啊
dan ni buneng zai keting li shifei a
还是农家肥
haishi nongjia fei
贾:我那不是省钱吗
jia: Wo na bushi sheng qian ma
我像你似的
wo xiang ni shi de
你看，哎
ni kan, ai
管口红就买了好几十管
guan kouhong jiu maile hao ji shi guan
我是真不知道啊，
wo shi zhen bu zhidao a,
你是长了几张嘴啊
ni shi zhangle ji zhangzui a
斐:妈，我喜欢口红，
fei: Ma, wo xihuan kouhong,
我多买几管怎么了
wo duo mai ji guan zenmeliao
我也不影响到你
wo ye bu yingxiang dao ni
妈，你这个思维方式
ma, ni zhege siwei fangshi
真是让我琢磨不透啊
zhenshi rang wo zhuo mo bu tou a
贾:小斐啊，提到琢磨不透
jia: Xiao fei a, ti dao zhuo mo bu tou
谁能有你让人琢磨不透啊
shei neng you ni rang ren zhuo mo bu tou a
咱家是你装修的吧
zan jia shi ni zhuangxiu de ba
请问，谁能看出这是一扇门
qingwen, shei neng kan chu zhe shi yi shan men
斐:这是隐藏门，走的是简约风
fei: Zhe shi yincang men, zou de shi jianyue feng
贾:真是简约而不简单啊
jia: Zhenshi jianyue er bu jiandan a
多少次起夜我都撞墙上了
duoshao ci qi ye wo du zhuangqiang shangle
斐:妈，咱家这房子住的有半年多了
fei: Ma, zan jia zhe fangzi zhu de you bannian duole
你说你要是撞一次两次还行
ni shuo ni yaoshi zhuang yici liang ci hai xing
你要是天天撞的话，
ni yaoshi tiantian zhuang dehua,
有没有考虑过
you meiyou kaoluguo
是自身的问题
shi zishen de wenti
贾:你居然这么跟我说话
jia: Ni juran zheme gen wo shuohua
斐:我，是的
fei: Wo, shi de
贾:明天咱俩去吃米线去啊
jia: Mingtian zan lia qu chi mixian qu a
斐:妈，你居然跟我用这招
fei: Ma, ni juran gen wo yong zhe zhao
好的，妈我想吃番茄味的
hao de, ma wo xiang chi fanqie wei de
贾:呀，儿子回来了
jia: Ya, er zi huilaile
卜:妈，介绍一下，这位是我科长
bo: Ma, jieshao yixia, zhe wei shi wo ke zhang
这是我妈跟我媳妇
zhe shi wo ma gen wo xifu
科长:弟妹吧，长得真年轻
ke zhang: Dimei ba, zhang de zhen nianqing
贾:这喝多少酒啊，
jia: Zhe he duoshao jiu a,
都酒后吐真言了
dou jiu hou tu zhenyanle
科长:喝多了，喝多了
ke zhang: He duole, he duole
贾:你说你来你就来呗，你还给阿姨带什么
jia: Ni shuo ni lai ni jiu lai bei, ni hai gei ayi dai shenme
哎呀，真文明，还吐袋里了
aiya, zhen wenming, hai tu dai lile
科长:哪有厕所
ke zhang: Na you cesuo
卜:顺着那个墙往里推
bo: Shunzhe nage qiang wang li tui
科长吐
ke zhang tu
卜:科长，这边，这边来
bo: Ke zhang, zhe bian, zhe bian lai
斐:你们科长怎么喝这么多酒啊
fei: Nimen ke zhang zen yao he zheme duo jiu a
卜:哎呀，别提了，
bo: Aiya, bietile,
我们科长他妈和媳妇吵起来了
women ke zhang ta ma he xifu chao qilaile
我们科长一着急就从家里跑了
women ke zhang yi zhaoji jiu cong jiali paole
这一路上跟我是寻死觅活啊
zhe yi lushang gen wo shi xunsimihuo a
贾:那他怎么来咱家了
jia: Na ta zenme lai zan jiale
卜:我就安慰他，科长啊，你得看开点
bo: Wo jiu anwei ta, ke zhang a, ni de kan kai dian
家家都一样，
jia jia dou yiyang,
我们家的情况甚至比你们家更严重
women jia de qingkuang shenzhi bi nimen jia geng yanzhong
贾，斐:然后呢
jia, fei: Ranhou ne
卜:然后，他就说要说来咱家看看
bo: Ranhou, ta jiu shuo yao shuo lai zan jia kan kan
妈，媳妇，今天得辛苦你们俩，
ma, xifu, jintian de xinku nimen lia,
等会当着我科长的面，吵一架
deng hui dangzhe wo ke zhang de mian, chao yi jia
贾哎呀，那我们俩也不会吵架啊
jia aiya, na women lia ye bu hui chaojia a
斐:啊，明天还准备去吃米线去呢
fei: A, mingtian hai zhunbei qu chi mixian qu ne
贾:嗯呐嗯呐
jia: N na n na
卜:我知道你们俩关系好
bo: Wo zhidao nimen lia guanxi hao
现在没办法了，救人要紧
xianzai mei banfale, jiu ren yaojin
待会，当着我科长的面吵一架
dai hui, dangzhe wo ke zhang de mian chao yi jia
哪怕生硬点呢
napa shengying dian ne
贾:那就，勉为其难吧
jia: Na jiu, mianweiqinan ba
斐:逢场作戏喽
fei: Fengchangzuoxi lou
卜:你说你们俩，天天吵天天吵
bo: Ni shuo nimen lia, tiantian chao tiantian chao
今天又是因为什么
jintian you shi yinwei she me
斐:还能因为什么啊
fei: Hai neng yinwei she me a
不是因为我雇的保姆，
bushi yinwei wo gu de baomu,
我妈要给她辞了吗？
wo ma yao gei ta cile ma?
贾:我能不辞她吗？
Jia: Wo neng buci ta ma?
你看她干活吗？
Ni kan ta gan huo ma?
我就问你张小斐，
Wo jiu wen ni zhangxiaofei,
沙发上这些衣服
shafa shang zhexie yifu
你打算怎么办
ni dasuan zenme ban
斐:怎么办、
fei: Zenme ban,
你爱怎么办就怎么办
ni ai zenme ban jiu zenme ban
贾:爱怎么办就怎么办，
jia: Ai zenme ban jiu zenme ban,
那这样的话
na zheyang dehua
我就让它一分两半
wo jiu rang ta yi fen liang ban
斐:妈，你撕我衣服，
fei: Ma, ni si wo yifu,
是什么意思
shi shenme yisi
贾:我也不知道我什么意思
jia: Wo ye bu zhidao wo shenme yisi
可能就是看它不顺眼
keneng jiushi kan ta bu shunyan
想毁了它
xiang huile ta
斐:你要这样的话
fei: Ni yao zheyang dehua
呀，家里正好来人了
ya, jiali zhenghao lai renle
让我拔头蒜，炒个菜吧
rang wo ba tou suan, chao ge cai ba
贾:小斐啊，我那蒜可没长熟呢
jia: Xiao fei a, wo na suan ke mei zhang shu ne
斐:我来帮它拔苗助长吧
fei: Wo lai bang ta bamiaozhuzhang ba
贾:啊啊啊啊呵
jia: A a a a he
我的五花肉没有灵魂了
wo de wuhuarou meiyou linghunle
张小斐，这是你的香水吧
zhangxiaofei, zhe shi ni de xiangshui ba
斐:这是你的大葱吧
fei: Zhe shi ni de dacong ba
贾:别别别
jia: Bie bie bie
张小斐，这是你的口红吧
zhangxiaofei, zhe shi ni de kouhong ba
斐:妈妈，口红是限量款的
fei: Mama, kouhong shi xianliang kuan de
贾:那我的蒜也是独头蒜啊
jia: Na wo de suan yeshi du tou suan a
刚才拔了我几头蒜
gangcai bale wo ji tou suan
斐:妈，我都给你接回去
fei: Ma, wo du gei ni jie huiqu
贾:接回去，我也给你接回去
jia: Jie huiqu, wo ye gei ni jie huiqu
斐:妈，我错了，
fei: Ma, wo cuole,
口红它是无罪的啊
kouhong ta shi wu zui de a
贾:那我的大蒜它就犯法了吗？
jia: Na wo de dasuan ta jiu fanfale ma?
现在知道错了，晚了
Xianzai zhidao cuole, wanle
连着你这些口红，包括这扇门
lianzhe ni zhexie kouhong, baokuo zhe shan men
斐:妈，你要干什么
fei: Ma, ni yao gan shenme
贾:舒服
jia: Shufu
许:刚要睡着，
xu: Gang yao shuizhe,
你们俩能不能别吵了
nimen lia neng buneng bie chaole
贾:回去
jia: Huiqu
许:好的，诶
xu: Hao de, ei
科长:那个，那个，
ke zhang: Nage, nage,
大家都消消气
dajia dou xiao xiaoqi
不管怎么说，
buguan zenme shuo,
加上这个字，
jia shang zhege zi,
这扇门也算值钱了
zhe shan men ye suan zhiqianle
大伟啊，之前不知道啊
da wei a, zhiqian bu zhidao a
，看到你家这个情况，
, kan dao ni jia zhege qingkuang,
我心里舒服多了，
wo xinli shufu duole,
大伟，你也不容易啊
da wei, ni ye bu rongyi a
家里吵成这样，
jiali chao cheng zheyang,
每天还为工作在单位笑脸相迎，
meitian hai wei gongzuo zai danwei xiaolian xiang ying,
你心真大啊，
ni xin zhen da a,
但是我得感谢你，
danshi wo de ganxie ni,
经历过这场战争，
jingliguo zhe chang zhanzheng,
让我彻底清醒了。
rang wo chedi qingxingle.
阿姨，弟妹，
Ayi, dimei,
我说两句，
wo shuo liang ju,
我觉得，别吵了，
wo juede, bie chaole,
其实家里这些事，
qishi jiali zhexie shi,
也可以通过报警来解决，
ye keyi tongguo baojing lai jiejue,
望采纳，
wang caina,
走了大伟。
zoule da wei.
甜蜜的生活，
Tianmi de shenghuo,
无限好喽喂。
wuxian hao lou wei.
卜:妈，媳妇，有你们真好，
Bo: Ma, xifu, you nimen zhen hao,
爱你们
ai nimen
斐:妈，刚才配合的不错啊
fei: Ma, gangcai peihe de bucuo a
贾:挺好，你挺解气，
jia: Ting hao, ni ting jieqi,
蒜拔不少啊
suan ba bu shao a
斐:你更解气，
fei: Ni geng jieqi,
我那口红让你蹶的差不多了
wo na kouhong rang ni jue de chabuduole
贾妈的戏瘾上来吧，
jia ma de xi yin shanglai ba,
有点没搂住
youdian mei lou zhu
其实我一直幻想跟你吵一架
qishi wo yizhi huanxiang gen ni chao yi jia
你说今天真吵了吧，
ni shuo jintian zhen chaole ba,
心里还真是有点不舒服
xinli hai zhenshi youdian bu shufu
斐:哎，妈，
fei: Ai, ma,
你上次这么跟人这么吵架
ni shang ci zheme gen ren zheme chaojia
是什么时候啊
shi shenme shihou a
贾:哎呦，那得是十几年前了吧
jia: Ai you, na de shi shi ji nian qianle ba
跟大伟他奶
gen da wei ta nai
哎呀，但那次吵完架以后，
aiya, dan na ci chao wan jia yihou,
我们俩变得关系可好了，
women lia bian de guanxi ke haole,
斐:那照你这么说，
fei: Na zhao ni zheme shuo,
咱俩这架还吵对了呗
zan lia zhe jia hai chao duile bei
贾:吵对了，吵对了，
jia: Chao duile, chao duile,
一家人嘛，
yijia ren ma,
吵架不怕，只要心在一起，
chaojia bupa, zhiyao xin zai yiqi,
吵吵闹闹也是家
chaochao nao nao yeshi jia
斐:妈说的对，妈走啊
fei: Ma shuo de dui, ma zou a
贾:干嘛去
jia: Gan ma qu
斐:我请你吃米线去
fei: Wo qing ni chi mixian qu
贾:呵呵，行，呵呵
jia: Hehe, xing, hehe
尼格买提:好，
ni ge mai ti: Hao,
这第一批流行语已经诞生了
zhe di yi pi liuxing yu yijing danshengle
我的大蒜就犯法了吗？
wo de dasuan jiu fanfale ma?
今年春节大家
Jinnian chunjie dajia
一定要和和气气的
yiding yao he heqi qi de
少串门，多在家
shao chuanmen, duo zaijia
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小品：婆婆妈妈 (Xiao Pin : Po Po Ma Ma) – English Translation
If the takeaway delivery is quicker, it will be more perfect
These two dishes are delivered for takeaway
The leftover dishes
Didn’t I go downstairs to buy it myself
Jia: Hey, my son is still spoiled
Fei: Isn’t it?
Mom is joking with you
But should I say it or not?
Husband
You worked hard today
Bu: Hey
As long as you are happy
I’m not hard at all
Jia: Oops
This situation and situation,
If your father is here,
That would be great
Bu: Hey, yeah
Otherwise, I’ll come in and call my dad up
Jia: something else
Let him sleep again
Drank too much in the afternoon
Bu: OK
Then let’s not wait for my dad today
Let’s eat first
Fei: Hey, husband
Is the fish still stewed in the kitchen?
You hurry up and take a look
Don’t mess up
Bu: I forgot everything I said
Jia: Oh,
My son asked you to instruct,
Like a servant
Fei: Mom, why do you say that?
Jia: It’s a day’s work,
I came back to clean up the house again,
Cooking again
Others don’t feel bad,
Can I feel bad when I’m a mother?
Fei: Mom, if you want to say that
I will take the liberty to ask you
Isn’t my dad doing all the work in our family?
You just dance the square dance every day
Jia: Oh, you actually talk back to me
How can you say that?
Bu: What’s wrong? mom
Jia: What is chicken thighs and can only be eaten by mother-in-law
You eat too
Fei: Thank you mom
Jia, Fei: Hahahahaha
Bu: That’s great
See you two get along so well
There seems to be a warm current in my heart suddenly
Jia: That’s for sure, the fish soup is sprinkled on the chest
Bu: Oops
Fei: Come, come
Bu: I’ll answer the call
Hey, section chief
Ah, don’t move
You wait for me
Mom, daughter-in-law, I have to go there
Our section chief is looking for me
Jia: Still going out so late
Fei: How tired
Bu: As long as you two are happy
I am happy no matter how tired
Jia, Fei: The two of us must be good, happy
Bu: Let’s go
Jia, Fei: Pay attention to safety, slow down
Fei: Oh, mom
You see Dawei is so tired
I’m always worried about the two of us
Don’t you always make troubles and make trouble with me
Jia: Ha ha, Xiao Fei
I’m making trouble for no reason, looking for you
Just now, I said I don’t eat eggs
You put a quail egg in my bowl
What’s the matter?
I don’t eat eggs
Because the eggs are big
Fei: Mom, I didn’t do it for
Does it look warm in front of Dawei?
Jia: I annoy you the most
Be a great face
Face me
Are you two-faced?
Fei: Dawei is back
Jia: Let’s eat rice noodles tomorrow
Fei: Mom, are you not?
Jia: Zhang Xiaofei, you are playing tricks
Why are you so overcast?
Fei: No, mom
Good good mom
I think it’s fine if Dawei is not there
It just so happened that we both took advantage of this opportunity to be alone
Put so many years of opinions
Put it on the table and talk about it
May I?
Jia: Long awaited
You are young
Fei: You asked me all of a sudden
Mainly, I don’t usually hold grudges
You asked me so suddenly
Then on the 16th of last month
We quarreled about the babysitter
Are you still angry with me?
Jia: You still know it, don’t talk about spending money,
Everyone knows that I live with you
You still pay for a babysitter
If it’s spread out, people have to say how I am an old woman
Fei: Mom, I hire a nanny
Aren’t you afraid you’re tired?
Jia: Xiao Fei, you’re afraid I’m tired
I still think my work is sloppy
Fei: Mom, I think your sloppy work is because you are tired
Jia: Zhang Xiaofei, what do you want to say like this
You are the most unqualified daughter-in-law I have ever seen
Fei: Pass it, mom
Which mother-in-law said that to her daughter-in-law?
Jia: My mother-in-law
What my mother-in-law gave me back then,
Now i give it to you
Fei: Mom, you want to say so badly to me
Today,
Let’s just break each other
Jia: You don’t have to be
Xu: Oh my god
Sleep this night
Still sleeping for a while
Jia: You come back to me
Xu: It’s okay if you don’t sleep
What’s wrong again, you two
Jia: Commentary
Xu: You are right
Jia: You come back to me, say it well
Xu: You said you two,
When my son is at home,
You two pretend to be like your sisters
As long as your son goes out, you two quarrel in front of me
Hey, i’m wondering
All men
Why are you two but I am alone?
Let’s talk about it
Didn’t you two just finished a fight three days ago?
Jia: So I don’t endure her for one or two days
Xu: What’s the reason for this time?
Fei: It’s still because of the hiring of a nanny at home
Xu: Ah, if you want to talk about this, then I support your mother
Jia: listen
Xu: Babysitter must be hired
Otherwise, it’s too tiring to work every day
Jia: I am firing the nanny
Xu: Tired, that’s for exercise
Nanny must be fired
Fei: Dad, I hire a nanny
Didn’t you want to make it easier for you two?
Jia: Do you think my work is sloppy
Fei: Mom, when am I
Dad, you say,
Is my mom messy?
Xu: We’ll stay or the babysitter
Fei: And right
Our nanny has a very good working attitude
Xu: Yes, don’t be lazy
Fei: The cooked rice is also delicious.
Xu: The house is also clean
Fei: Good character too
Xu: And she looks pretty good, little girl
Hahahaha
Jia: Must be expelled
Fei: Dad, look at my mom always like this
Jia: I did nothing wrong with this thing
Xu: Oops, oops, it works you two
Can you two consider other people’s feelings
Ah, you said you two are so noisy every day,
Who is uncomfortable
Son is the most uncomfortable
I suffered from this torture when I was young
I thought at the time,
Is it better to be old in the future?
As a result, getting older is more tormented
Want me to say, about you two,
It’s not right or wrong
right
You two should stand at each other’s point of view
Come to think about the problem
Let’s say
You are now a daughter-in-law, you are now a mother-in-law
Identities swapped
How do you communicate with this matter?
You two change first
Fei: I’m a mother-in-law now
Xu: Yes
Jia: I am a daughter-in-law
Xu: Yes, this is the same thing.
You two stand at each other’s perspective
Communicate again,
Come, start
Mom, I was wrong
My daughter-in-law failed too much
Oops, I’m lazy and want to hire a nanny
I’m so wretched
Fei: My mother-in-law is not worthy of respect
I can’t help,
I always talk about you
I’m so nasty
Jia: My daughter-in-law
Worthy of everyone to spit on me
Fei: My mother-in-law should be nailed to the pillar of shame
Jia: I was wrong
Fei: I was wrong
Jia: My fault
You pull my collar
Hit me
Fei: It’s shameless
Xu: I was wrong
Your son is old enough for you to fight
Dad is old and can’t hold it
Damn
Jia: Xiao Fei, I’ll just ask you
These clothes are piled on the sofa all day
Don’t you make trouble watching it?
Fei: Are there few things in our house?
For example, does anyone grow green onions and garlic in the living room?
Jia: I would like to eat pork belly with some garlic.
I planted some in the living room myself, what’s wrong?
Fei: You can grow garlic in the living room.
But you can’t fertilize in the living room
Still farmyard manure
Jia: Didn’t I save money?
I’m like you
Look, hey
I bought dozens of tubes of lipstick
I really don’t know.
You have a few mouths
Fei: Mom, I like lipstick,
I bought a few more tubes.
I won’t affect you
Mom, your way of thinking
I really can’t figure it out
Jia: Xiao Fei, I mentioned that I can’t figure it out
Who can have you makes people wonder
You decorated our house, right
Excuse me, who can tell that this is a door
Fei: This is a hidden door, it is simple style
Jia: It’s really simple and not simple
How many times have I hit the wall at night?
Fei: Mom, we have lived in this house for more than half a year
You said it would be fine if you bump once or twice
If you bump every day,
Have you considered
It’s its own problem
Jia: You actually talk to me like this
Fei: I, yes
Jia: Let’s go eat rice noodles tomorrow
Fei: Mom, you actually used this trick with me
Okay, mom, I want to eat tomato flavor
Jia: Yeah, my son is back
Bu: Mom, introduce me, this is my section chief
This is my mother and my wife
Section Chief: Brother and sister, really young
Jia: How much alcohol do you drink here?
I uttered the truth after drinking
Section Chief: Drink too much, too much
Jia: If you say you come, you will come, what do you bring for the aunt?
Oops, it’s so civilized, it’s still in the bag
Section Chief: How can there be a toilet?
Bu: Push in along that wall
Section Chief Throws Up
Bu: Chief, here, here
Fei: Why do your section chiefs drink so much wine?
Bu: Oh, don’t mention it,
Our section chief was arguing with his mother-in-law
Our section chief ran away from home in a hurry
I’m looking for life and death with me along the way
Jia: Then why did he come to our house?
Bu: I’ll comfort him, section chief, you have to keep an eye on it
Every family is the same,
Our family’s situation is even more serious than yours
Jia, Fei: Then what
Bu: Then, he said he wanted to come to our house
Mom, daughter-in-law, you have to work hard today,
I’ll have a fight in front of my section chief
Jia ah, then we two won’t fight
Fei: Ah, I am going to eat rice noodles tomorrow
Jia: Hmm
Bu: I know you two have a good relationship
There’s no way now, it’s important to save people
Later, have a fight in front of my section chief
Even if it’s a little harder
Jia: Then, let’s do it hard
Fei: Make a play every time
Bu: You said you two are quarreling every day
What’s the reason for today
Fei: What else can it be?
Not because of the nanny I hired,
Is my mother going to quit her?
Jia: Can I leave her alone?
Do you see her work?
I will ask you Zhang Xiaofei,
These clothes on the sofa
What are you going to do
Fei: What to do,
Do whatever you like
Jia: Do whatever you like,
In that case
I just split it in half
Fei: Mom, you tear my clothes,
What means
Jia: I don’t know what I mean
Maybe it’s not pleasing to the eye
Want to ruin it
Fei: If you want to
Yeah, someone just happened to be here
Let me pull out the garlic and fry a dish
Jia: Xiao Fei, my garlic is not mature
Fei: Let me help it pull out its seedlings and grow it
Jia: ah ah ah ah
My pork belly has no soul
Zhang Xiaofei, is this your perfume?
Fei: Is this your green onion?
Jia: Don’t don’t don’t
Zhang Xiaofei, is this your lipstick?
Fei: Mom, the lipstick is a limited edition
Jia: Then my garlic is also a single head garlic
I just pulled out a few heads of garlic
Fei: Mom, I’ll take them back for you
Jia: Take it back, I will take it back for you too
Fei: Mom, I was wrong.
Lipstick is innocent
Jia: Does my garlic break the law?
I know it’s wrong now, it’s too late
Connect your lipsticks, including this door
Fei: Mom, what are you doing
Jia: Comfortable
Xu: Just about to fall asleep,
Can you two stop arguing
Jia: Go back
Xu: Okay, eh
Section Chief: That, that,
Everyone calms down
Anyway,
Add this word,
This door is also valuable
Dawei, I didn’t know before
, Seeing this situation in your home,
I feel much better,
Dawei, it’s not easy for you
The noise at home is like this,
Every day, I greet each other with a smile at work,
Your heart is so big,
But I have to thank you,
Experienced this war,
Makes me completely awake.
Auntie, younger brother and sister,
I say a few words,
I think, stop making noise,
Actually these things at home,
It can also be solved by calling the police,
Hope to adopt,
Dawei is gone.
Sweet Life,
It’s infinitely good.
Bu: Mom, daughter-in-law, it’s nice to have you,
Love you guys
Fei: Mom, you worked well just now
Jia: Very good, you are quite relieved,
A lot of garlic
Fei: You are more relieved,
My lipstick makes you almost f#cked
Come on Jia’s movie addiction,
A little bit unwrapped
Actually, I have been fantasizing about arguing with you
You said it was really noisy today,
I feel a little uncomfortable
Fei: Hey, mom,
You quarreled with people like this last time
When is it
Jia: Whoops, it must have been more than ten years ago, right?
f#cking with Dawei
Oh, but after that quarrel,
The two of us became better together,
Fei: According to you,
The two of us are arguing right now
Jia: It’s noisy, it’s noisy,
Family,
Don’t be afraid of quarreling, as long as the hearts are together,
Noisy is also home
Fei: Mom is right, mom is going
Jia: Why go
Fei: I invite you to eat rice noodles
Jia: Ha ha, okay, ha ha
Nigmat: Okay,
These first buzzwords have been born
Is my garlic breaking the law?
Everyone this Spring Festival
Must be nice
Visit less, stay at home more
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Pinyin Lyrics Jia Ling (贾玲), Zhang Xiao Fei (张小斐), Xu Jun Cong (许君聪), Bo Yu (卜钰), Sun Ji Bin (孙集斌) – 小品：婆婆妈妈 (Xiao Pin : Po Po Ma Ma) 歌词
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