柯伊伯带 (Ke Yi Bo Dai) (Skit) Lyrics – Ice Paper
Singer: Ice Paper
Title: 柯伊伯带 (Ke Yi Bo Dai) (Skit)
老铁们
Lao tiemen
这个冥王星为什么让人从太阳系九大行星里面给踢出去了
zhege mingwangxing weisheme rang ren cong taiyangxi jiu da xingxing limian gei ti chuqule
这个事儿你要是问他的话
zhege shi er ni yaoshi wen ta dehua
他的想法肯定和大多数老爷们儿一样
ta de xiangfa kending he da duoshu laoyemen er yiyang
切 这嫌我小呗
qie zhe xian wo xiao bei
其实这个冥王星的问题并不是这么简单
qishi zhege mingwangxing de wenti bing bushi zheme jiandan
要说小吧 其实他是小一点儿
yao shuo xiao ba qishi ta shi xiao yidian er
但是这个玩意将巴儿他也够用
danshi zhege wanyi jiang ba er ta ye gou yong
人对恒星大小的要求是 只要算个球就行
ren dui hengxing daxiao de yaoqiu shi zhiyao suan ge qiu jiuxing
拿黑话讲那叫达到流体静力平衡状态
na heihua jiang na jiao dadao liuti jing li pingheng zhuangtai
更主要的还有一点要求
geng zhuyao de hai you yidian yaoqiu
就是你运行这个轨道上 你不能再有别人
jiushi ni yunxing zhege guidao shang ni buneng zai you bieren
这就好比你要想给太阳老爷当九姨太
zhe jiu haobi ni yao xiang gei taiyang laoye dang jiu yi tai
首先你自个儿得是单身呐
shouxian ni zi ge er de shi danshen na
你得解决好你自个儿的生活作风问题
ni de jiejue hao ni zi ge er de shenghuo zuofeng wenti
你不能让老爷娶了你之后
ni buneng rang laoye qule ni zhihou
老爷住小区变王家村了
laoye zhu xiaoqu bian wangjia cunle
那街坊邻居全姓王 老爷受得了吗
na jiefang linju quan xing wang laoye shou deliao ma
你再看冥王星待那个地方
ni zai kan mingwangxing dai nage difang
他是天天混在柯伊伯带里
ta shi tiantian hunzai keyibo dai li
那柯伊伯带 那是个什么地方
na keyibo dai na shige shenme difang
那号称是太阳系的KTV 银河系的夜总会啊
na haocheng shi taiyangxi de KTV yinhexi de yezonghui a
那个地方你是不知道啊 漫天是人渣 遍地是果盘啊
nage difang ni shi bu zhidao a mantian shi ren zha biandi shi guopan a
这个冥王星就搁那里头混
zhege mingwangxing jiu ge nali tou hun
以前那是科技水平不行
yiqian na shi keji shuiping buxing
我们看不着 眼不见为净
women kan bu zhao yan bujian wei jing
但现在不一样了
dan xianzai bu yiyangle
我们拿着大监控往那一看 可了不得啊
women nazhe dajiankong wang na yi kan ke liao bude a
什么西神星 谷神星 鸟神星
shenme xi shen xing gushenxing niao shen xing
各路绿林好汉络绎不绝呀
ge lu lulin haohan luoyi bu jue ya
更过分的是他那个小管家叫卡戎
geng guofen de shi ta nage xiao guanjia jiao ka rong
天天就和他滚在一起
tiantian jiu he ta gun zai yiqi
那个关系你说不清道不明的
nage guanxi ni shuo bu qingdao buming de
所以说大家一拍桌子 去 滚球去吧
suoyi shuo da jia yi pai zhuozi qu gun qiu qu ba
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柯伊伯带 (Ke Yi Bo Dai) (Skit) – English Translation
Old iron
Why did this Pluto make people kick out from the nine major planets of the solar system?
If you ask him about this
His thoughts must be the same as most of the old men
Cut this, I think I am young
In fact, the problem of this Pluto is not so simple
If you want to talk about it
But this stuff will be enough to Baer
The person’s requirements for the size of the star are as long as you calculate a ball
Take the black talk and talk to the state of fluid static balance
There is a more important requirement
That is, you can no longer have someone else on this track
It’s like you want to be the Nine Auntie of the Sun
First of all, you have to be single
You have to solve your own life style problem
You can’t let the master marry you
Master lives in the community to become Wangjia Village
Can the neighbor’s neighbor all surnamed Wang?
Look at Pluto and wait for that place
He is mixed in the Koyber every day
Where is that Ke Yibu?
That is the nightclub of the KTV Galaxy, which is known as the solar system
You don’t know that place.
This Pluto is mixed there
It used to be the level of science and technology
We can’t see it
But now it’s different
We have to take a big monitoring and look at it.
What Western God Star God Star Birds and Star
There are endless streams of green forests in various ways
What’s even more excessive is that his little steward is called Karong
Roll with him every day
You can’t say that the relationship is unknown
So everyone takes a table to go and get the ball
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Pinyin Lyrics Ice Paper – 柯伊伯带 (Ke Yi Bo Dai) (Skit) 歌词
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