Pinyin Lyrics 花儿乐队 – 人人都爱80后 (Ren Ren Dou Ai80 Hou) (小相声) 歌词

 
Pinyin Lyrics 花儿乐队 – 人人都爱80后 (Ren Ren Dou Ai80 Hou) (小相声) 歌词

Singer: 花儿乐队
Title: 人人都爱80后 (Ren Ren Dou Ai80 Hou) (小相声)

哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后
Ai you ai you zhe daomei cui de 80 hou
哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后
ai you ai you zhe mi guan er li de 80 hou
哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后
ai you ai you zhe bu dongshi er de 80 hou
人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后
ren ren dou hen 80 hou ren ren dou ai 80 hou

在我们那年代 从小缺爱长大缺钙
zai women na niandai congxiao que ai zhang da que gai
抱着孩子谈恋爱 骑二八能一千多迈
baozhe haizi tan lian’ai qi erba neng yiqian duo mai
哪儿像你们现在 从小补到二十才断奶
na’er xiang nimen xianzai congxiao bu dao ershi cai duannai
挺机灵小伙子 就是分不出好赖
ting jiling xiaohuozi jiushi fen bu chu hao lai

你瞅你带回家那位 那叫一个爱臭美
ni chou ni dai hui jia na wei na jiao yige ai choumei
要是扔到古代 绝对就一白李逵
yaoshi reng dao gudai juedui jiu yi bai likui
她融合了瘸拐李的腿 和宋某某的嘴
ta ronghele que guai li de tui he song mou mou de zui
坐那儿直招苍蝇 *壳螂都当她*球推
zuo na’er zhi zhao cangying*ke lang dou dang ta*qiu tui

你能给我气疯了 你那男友岁数
ni neng gei wo qi fengle ni na nanyou suishu
乾隆都得管他叫大哥
qianlong dou de guan ta jiao dage
满脸抬头纹 长得跟素丸子似的
man lian taitou wen zhang de gen su wanzi shi de
要是手榴弹一分钱一个
yaoshi shouliudan yi fen qian yige

我真想扔他十万块钱的
wo zhen xiang reng ta shi wan kuai qian de
虽然说一下生你就挨饿
suiran shuo yixia sheng ni jiu ai e
一上学你没听课 一毕业就没工作
yi shangxue ni mei tingke yi biye jiu mei gongzuo
也不至于为了三瓜两枣 这么载歌载舞吧
ye bu zhiyu weile san gua liang zao zheme zaigezaiwu ba

你是怎么了 老母猪追大王八 那是你任务吗
ni shi zenmeliao lao mu zhu zhui da wangba na shi ni renwu ma
你们没结婚 不懂爱情那么深
nimen mei jiehun bu dong aiqing name shen
我跟你阿姨结婚二十多年
wo gen ni ayi jiehun ershi duo nian
见天儿她净欺负人
jian tian er ta jing qifu ren

一日夫妻百日恩 和尚吃素不吃荤
yi ri fuqi bai ri en heshang chisu bu chi hun
婚姻法上怎么写的 菜刀不能随便抡
hunyinfa shang zenme xie de caidao buneng suibian lun
他办个事太肉 打麻将又太臭
ta ban ge shi tai rou da majiang you tai chou
讲笑话不逗 就喝起酒来没有够
jiang xiaohua bu dou jiu he qi jiu lai meiyou gou

揪起来抽抽 把他揪起来抽抽
jiu qilai chouchou ba ta jiu qilai chouchou
哦呦你还敢向我挑战 揪起来抽抽
o you ni hai gan xiang wo tiaozhan jiu qilai chouchou
如今生活现代化 男人女人化
rujin shenghuo xiandaihua nanren nuren hua
女人野人化 你们得听过来人的话
nuren yeren hua nimen de ting guolairen dehua

书到用时方恨少 钱到月底不够花
shu dao yongshi fang hen shao qian dao yuedi bugou hua
逮一蛤蟆能挤出团粉来 社会竞争多可怕
dai yi hama neng ji chu tuan fen lai shehui jingzheng duo kepa
不管你爸蹬三轮 还是你妈卖果仁
buguan ni ba deng san lun haishi ni ma mai guo ren
就算你祖宗八辈 一直前仆后继跳大神
jiusuan ni zuzong ba bei yizhi qianpuhouji tiao dashen

头上画一 耐克 就得楞充包公的传人
tou shang hua yi naike jiu de leng chong baogong de chuanren
说出去人人夸你 高雅八耻好男儿
shuo chuqu ren ren kua ni gaoya ba chi hao nan’er
但别胡罗卜掉茅坑儿 真当自己是个角儿
dan bie hu luo bo diao maokeng er zhen dang ziji shige jiao er
这人生啊就是 练一辈子轻功 你得端住劲儿
zhe rensheng a jiushi lian yibeizi qinggong ni de duan zhu jin er

想舒服了没门儿 容不得你跟这儿 ***And***
xiang shufule meimen er rong bude ni gen zhe’er***And***
记住谦虚使人进步 *人都能进步
ji zhu qianxu shi ren jinbu*ren dou neng jinbu
遇事不怒 勤换**基本吃素要知足
yu shi bu nu qin huan**jiben chisu yao zhizu
你想当领导没那觉悟 想当富翁没那脑子
ni xiang dang lingdaomei na juewu xiang dang fuweng mei na naozi

想当别人太太又是男的 想都没有用
xiang dang bieren taitai you shi nan de xiang dou meiyou yong
浪子回头金不换 旧鞋旧衣服换鸡蛋
langzi huitou jinbuhuan jiu xie jiu yifu huan jidan
实在不行跟我混吧 保你十年赚两万
shizai buxing gen wo hun ba bao ni shi nian zhuan liang wan
这么多钱啊 我听着肝儿都颤
zheme duo qian a wo tingzhe gan er dou chan

你到底是干什么的啊 我做梦都想当大款
ni daodi shi ganshenme de a wo zuomeng dou xiang dang da kuan
我上顶天花板 我下踩红地毯
wo shang ding tianhuaban wo xia cai hong ditan
我吃鲍鱼都往上返 我跨国贸易大老板
wo chi baoyu dou wang shang fan wo kuaguo maoyi da laoban
纯真片儿懒 走街串巷 高声呐喊 修理伞
chunzhen pian er lan zou jie chuan xiang gao sheng nahan xiuli san

哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后
ai you ai you zhe dao mei cui de 80 hou
哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后
ai you ai you zhe mi guan er li de 80 hou
哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后
ai you ai you zhe bu dongshi er de 80 hou
人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后
ren ren dou hen 80 hou ren ren dou ai 80 hou
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人人都爱80后 (Ren Ren Dou Ai80 Hou) (小相声) – English Translation

Oh, oh, this hapless post-80s generation
Oh, yeah, the post-80s in this honeypot
Oh, oh oh, this ignorant post-80s
Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s

In our days, we grew up lacking love and calcium,
Holding a child to fall in love, riding 28 can be more than a thousand miles
Where is it like you are weaning from childhood to 20?
Quite clever young man, just can’t tell the truth

You look at the one you brought home, that is called a stinky love
If it were thrown into the ancient times, it would definitely be Li Kui.
She fused Li’s leg and Song’s mouth
Sit there and attack the flies

Can you give me madness? The age of your boyfriend
Qianlong has to call him Big Brother
Her face and forehead wrinkles look like vegetarian balls
If it’s a grenade,

I really want to throw him 100,000 yuan
Even though you will starve as soon as you give birth
Once you went to school, you didn’t attend classes and you didn’t have a job after graduation
It’s not like singing and dancing for three melons and two dates.

What’s wrong with you, old sow chasing the b#stard, is that your task?
You are not married and don’t understand how deep love is
I have been married to your aunt for more than 20 years
Seeing Tianer, she bullies others

Husband and wife a hundred days grace in a day, the monk is vegetarian, not meat
What is written in the marriage law
He is too fleshy to do things, and mahjong is too smelly
If you tell jokes without making fun, you can’t drink enough

Pick up and whimper, pick him up and whimper
Oh yo you dare to challenge me
Today’s life is modern, men are feminine
Women are savage, you have to listen to what people say

I hate less when the book is used, and the money is not enough to spend by the end of the month
Catch a toad can squeeze out the dough, how terrible social competition is
No matter if your dad does three rounds or your mom sells nuts
Even if your ancestors of the eight generations have always been a god

If you draw Nike on your head, you have to be the heir of Bao Gong
If you say it, everyone praises you.
But don’t make a fool of yourself, you really treat yourself as a corner
This life is to practice light work for a lifetime, you have to hold on

I want to feel comfortable, I can’t tolerate you and here ***And***
Remember that humility makes people progress *Everyone can progress
Don’t get angry in case of trouble, change frequently ** Basically be a vegetarian and be content
You want to be a leader but don’t have the consciousness

It’s useless to want to be someone else’s wife and a man
The prodigal son will not change his old shoes and old clothes
You really can’t mix with me, so you can make 20,000 yuan in ten years
So much money, my liver trembles

What are you doing? I want to be a big money in my dreams
I go to the ceiling and I step on the red carpet
I eat abalone and go back up, my boss of international trade
Innocent film lazy, walking around and alleys shouting loudly, repairing umbrella

Oh, oh, this hapless post-80s generation
Oh, oh, the post-80s in this honeypot
Oh, oh oh, this ignorant post-80s
Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s
Find more lyrics at jspinyin.net

Pinyin Lyrics 花儿乐队 – 人人都爱80后 (Ren Ren Dou Ai80 Hou) (小相声) 歌词

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